You can't touch the ball if you are offside but can tackle a player if you are offside. Is that a strange rule?
Somebody that actually knows what he is talking about when it comes to the Melbourne Cup. Dare I say an afficionado????
It's here - my annual Melbourne Cup preview, back for the 20th time but making its debut for @thepakistanstar!
Get the story of each runner in this year's race, their predicted finishing position and also a speed map.
As always, it's completely free!
thepakistanstar.com/p/who-wi…
Captain Obvious but Ciaron Maher runners look quite well placed for the Cup #DoingFormWhileBeingDriven
Melbourne Cup tip out tomorrow (so you know what to steer clear of). I'm off to eat Lobster and tell some disgustingly rude jokes at dinner.....
I've bet a very small amount on Hell. Because that's what it might be like sitting next to me at the restaurant tonight......
Quaddie selections. Only got 5% of it so very good chance I actually lose money...... #Sharp
If Flying for Fun wins I'll lose $58 on my Flemmo quaddie. But this will get in so I would take it....
Liked Travolta today. Was in most of my multies for a win or a place. I was a bit punted out by the time the race came around and managed a measley $8.40 Bonus bet. Still a win though! Eyeing off a seafood platter at dinner tonight!
How many bottles of Moet has @marklowe8 cracked by now? Congrats mate. Great bloke. Well deserved #Skyhook
Jimmystar. Ethan Brown's only ride of the day. For the Maher stable. That's enough to get me interested....
Going out to a restaurant tonight. May have (not confirmed) started preloading a little too early......












