Chaotic Teach

Power and phone signal down on Weds, Microsoft down today... What next?! 💀

Just over 2 months in my new school and whilst I may still be trying to get my head around all the new things, today is the day I really felt like I've finally found some new friends. 😊

Working part time on the day WoW Forever comes out is top tier adulting. 🤣👌🏻🫶🏻

After a dramatic Sunday I can confirm that I am very much alive and my class are still hilarious.

Tell me you've never been a teacher without telling me you've never been a teacher... 🤣💀

Got literal chest pains thinking about how much work I have to do tomorrow and that's before I even think about what the hell I'm teaching. Why can't teaching be just one job rather than 10000 different jobs in one?! 😭

I've read 5 books this half term. Excellent use of my free time. 😁

Just had to switch work email notifications off.

It's not half term if I didn't go back into London for a new piercing. It's a little treat. 😁

Clocks going back on the first weekend of half term was perfect. Finally feel awake again!

My upcoming week: Mon - ppa am/off pm Tues - work/training Weds - work/training Thurs - work/training Fri - work A lot of long days coming up. 😫

Oops. Nearly went to sleep with no alarm set. 😬

Covid is doing the rounds again. The last time I had covid it took me 3 years to get over it so here's hoping for full health!!

Got back at 6am after signing myself out. Couldn't bare the wait for yet more tests. Thank you for the pet pics! Can you believe there was a cat in the triage area of the hospital?! Really cheered up the patients.

Nearly been a whole year since I was last sat in A&E. Just paid £45 to get to my closest one and I'm in for a long night... Please, if you see this, send pics of your pets. Thank you. 🤣

Bring and share food events. I have allergies that everyone inevitably forgets. 🤣

I've spent the last 3 years living in hoodies&joggers due to teaching a very sensory class with physical behaviours. Now I've moved schools it might be time to replace my entire wardrobe with slightly more fun clothing and I'm unnecessarily excited about this. 😅

Why in 2026 are we still being judged for leaving at the end of our contracted hours?! Nevermind the fact your girl gets in an hour early.

You know your kids have had enough of your shenanigans when they take themselves off to the quiet room and announce "peace and quiet!!" when you enter it. 🤣😭💀

My new school lets teachers take PPA from home as standard and I love that for my wellbeing. I get an extra 2.5 hours sleep, don't have to commute over 1 hr and I'm also not being distracted/disturbed/tempted to check on my class the whole time. 🙃