ALT three people tending to trees in an enchanted sparkly forest. Each of the people has long curly brown hair, light brown skin, pointed ears, and wears a long blue dress. They have various gardening tools, like scythes and trowels with them, and one carries a bag with an image of a slice of watermelon. One is pouring an urn of water onto the roots of a tree. The trees are filled with birds and squirrels, and with pieces of paper with illustrations of fruit with various facial expressions on them. The illustrations of fruit are slightly different from one tree to another.
ALT a bingo card with * WTF is detached HEAD state * I hate git * git's design is so elegant * I've used git for 10 years and I have no idea how it works * commits are immutable snapshots * just use magit * git is a directed acyclic graph * you have to understand the linux kernel dev workflow * mercurial is better * git is not github * subversion was so much worse * I only know 5 commands * a branch is just a pointer to a commit * the CLI is badly designed * you should just read Pro Git * rewriting history is bad * just spend 15 minutes learning git's internals * something about "porcelain" * merge sucks, only use rebase * rebase sucks, only use merge * I just do not care how git works * content addressed storage * subversion was better * something about Linus Torvalds * I just delete my git repo if I mess it up
