professional roundtripper | ultimate blockchain hunter & degen
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2025 was a wild year
ATHs, life changing opportunities, and at the same time the biggest liquidations we’ve ever seen. The wipe came at peak euphoria. Right when everyone felt invincible, net worths vanished and a lot of dreams went with them. That’s the part of the cycle no one likes to talk about, but it’s always there
This market gives fast, then takes faster. It doesn’t care about narratives, timelines, or how badly you wanted it to work. If you’re still here, you’re a winner in my book.
And if you manage to stick around through the next few months, when things will probably be slow, boring, and unforgiving, chances are you’ll make it the next cycle
Wishing everyone a strong 2026. Finish this year close to the people you love. Start the next one hungry, focused, and ready.
Don’t quit. Don’t lose the edge. Surround yourself with good people, nothing real gets built alone in this game
Cheers to 2026
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What's coming to NULLARY.
The base is live: sealed launches, reveal timers, fingerprint checks, the vault. Here's what we're building on top of it.
1/ Direct pools
A second way to launch. The creator seeds the pool with 1 to 1,000 SOL, the whole supply goes in, and both halves of the liquidity are locked for good. No curve. No waiting for graduation. No swaps for the first 90 seconds. Built for bigger launches, and in the Docs now as "opening soon".
2/ A contest built around the reveal
Not giving it away yet. It rewards launching on NULLARY, and every launch it brings pays fees into the burn.
3/ The first graduation starts the protocol burn
Every trade on every NULLARY coin pays 1%. Half of NULLARY's share buys $nuLL and burns it, from the first coin to reach 85 SOL.
We didn't wait for it: 1% of supply was bought back and burned on-chain this week.
No mint authority. Supply only goes down.
4/ Reveals everywhere
A coin trades as ??? until its timer ends. Then the real name, ticker and picture are written on-chain.
Some platforms read a coin once at launch and keep showing ???. We're talking to them now. For them it's one metadata refresh per coin, final forever. After that, every reveal lands everywhere in the same second.
[Phantom and GMGN already show reveals correctly.]
5/ Integrations
Meteora: every NULLARY curve and pool already runs on DBC and DAMM v2. Our builder application is in review.
Sonar and Struct: [live / in review].
More to come. Each one gets announced when it's live.
6/ In public
[Live events with Proxima: sealed launches and reveals in real time.]
[AMAs with the team.]
The dev holds $nuLL on fomo with the team tag on, position visible to everyone.
This week a reveal got stuck. We posted it, fixed it the same day, and it came out matching its launch fingerprint byte for byte.
That's the standard.
Launch blind.
app.nullary.xyz
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The reason nobody cares anymore is because everyone remaining here is so brutally desensitized.
I’m not even exaggerating when I say this place has been wiped out by so many asteroid impacts over time [10/10 being somewhat recent still],
That the only survivors are crocodiles / species existing deep under water.
That’s why, sometimes, being in a losing position is a good thing.
ABUW.
Always Be Under Water.
~ Dr. Axius.
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nitter.cf/i/spaces/1qJDzWNmolQKV
Set your reminders for our first X Space.
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Imagine if someone as popular as Andrew Tate or Iggy Azalea launched a memecoin, Crypto would go mainstream
Kimchi coin is going insane and outside of CT he isn't even that big. He doesn't even have a box office movie yet (the one he is working on looks insane). But this made me think, what if the new meta is onboarding actual celebrities? What if we give 80% to someone like 50 cent. Or Soulja Boy. Hell, what if we find an actor like Matt Damon and give him 80% and hope he claims. This would be insane no?
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onchain used to be a place where anyone with drive n dedication could enter the arena with zero and come out a king. Now it seems majority are really just looking to farm up social capital and cash that in. A lot of the current iteration of onchain “trading” if you can even call it that anymore is exploiting social capital and mistaking it as edge.
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It has occurred to me that people are confusing their meme coins as proxy for the trend of the crypto market.
Our meme coins being down does not mean we're in a bear market.
The meme coins being down is actually a combination of limited liquidity spread thin by low barrier-to-entry launches and extractive KOLs being good at extracting.
Ex: a mediocre burglar but you keep your doors unlocked with zero cameras or other precautions.
Too easy for people to mistake noise as signal. New wars, AI/SI, interest rates, etc. headlines every other day.
The level is $78-81K, we could trade and consolidate here for a few weeks or months. Price not moving up as fast as you'd like is not bearish.
Bull.
People romanticize revolution as an idea but panic when confronted with its reality
Everyone wants the outcome without the chaos, the uncertainty, or the cost
In the end, most people don’t want to destroy the system. They just want a better position within it
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No leader in any industry stays on top forever.
Who would have thought DEXTools would be where it is today?
Maestro and Banana Gun were once the leaders and first movers. Today they’re largely irrelevant. And oh, remember Unibot?
Moonshot was an early mover too.
And now people say it’ll be hard to beat Fomo.
Innovators will keep taking market share. They don’t need to kill the competition. The market is big enough for multiple winners.
Soon we’ll be seeing headlines like “crypto millionaire accidentally shoots himself in the head while trying to prevent a robbery”
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Never fall for the psyop to “prove yourself” to anyone here.
This isn’t directed towards the quote post,
But a lot of niggaz on here care about their imaginary “online aura” so much that they’ll go to stupid depths to verify their net worth/show they “got it.”
Why?
Is the paranoia of knowing you could be a marked target worth the trade-off of some anon retard singing your praises saying, “Mashallah you’re the goat bro!”
Or is it worth flexing / wallet doxxing your entire transaction history [that onchain sleuths can pull mad shit from] just so you “save face” vs irrelevant morons on here?
The answer is ALWAYS NO.
If I told you guys how easy it is to get T1 CEX KYC info, you’d all be fucking horrified.
It takes one wallet doxxed tied to an off-ramp account and it’s gg.
Let niggaz call you a LARP.
You should be damn grateful that people think you’re poor.
The vast majority of niggaz on here are money worshippers,
They don’t care about YOU in the slightest, they only care about your imaginary figures and jerk off to that.
We used to come on here to shitpost and troll with chart updates in between dead volatility moments.
Somewhere, CT became no more than “onchain PnL” pissing contests.
The morons who said, “If you don’t dox, your opinion is irrelevant” are the same people, who, unironically, are clueless about real wealth.
Stay anon and just nod in agreement if niggaz try to clown your bank balance.
Agree and amplify.
~ Dr. Axius.
if you live in the uk and do crypto get the fuck out
just got my house invaded, taped up held at knife point & robbed for $800k
in so much shock i dont know what the fuck to do, fuck this country. No this is not satire, i fucking wish it was.
wallet with stolen funds
solscan.io/account/B3pMs331k…
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paperstrategy now has 100M PAPER staked on papertrade.
that's 1.6% of all staked PAPER, and it has already earned over $377k in staking revenue.
more.
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papertrade launched on the 10/10 anniversary and degens went straight back to max leverage
$440b of volume in under 6 hours.....
$17b of it liquidated
traders are down $25.7m combined
$7b of open interest sitting on $123m of deposits
exactly one year after the biggest liquidation day in crypto history and this is how we celebrate
nobody learned anything and honestly thats bullish for hyperliquid
$paper prob going to $250m when its tradable
