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a work in progress Atheist | Albanian | Attorney-to-be

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Joined August 2024
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Replying to @perp82
A girlie can’t even have an integrated animus these days without all the amateur-endocrinologists crawling out of their hiding holes with a pair of calipers 😔
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Word of the Day:  ÁILLEÁNACH (Irish) - an attractive and yet useless man.
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Beauty is like clown paint. What little “power” you have only lasts as long as you remain entertaining and not a moment longer. True power lies in being able to inflict your ugliness on the world without anyone being able to do anything about it or making any demands of you.
counterculture barbie (@thebigHBIC) profile picturecounterculture barbie@thebigHBICNov 2
I dress for the male gaze because I’m power hungry. I understand the power of being desired. Men are remarkably easy to influence when they find you beautiful. Their eyes light up, their judgment softens, and suddenly you have them in the palm of your hand. And I enjoy that.
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I don’t think there is a single documented or even suspected case of pilot suicide committed by a female pilot ever but watch the chuds ignore this…
lara (@__llaraaaaaa__) profile picturelara@__llaraaaaaa__Nov 2
The quotes...Remember this headline? Not a single one said "and that's why men shouldn't be pilots"
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Mexico should make one of those omega cheesy chinese/korean palace dramas with the exact tone and tropes but its in the Aztec empire
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your 23 year old mutual: my life is over. i'm a worthless chud. your 28 year old mutual: i'm 14 years old. where's my older sister. your 500 year old mutual: algae is awesome. i love being an improbably old lobster.
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The best part about being friends with men is when you get to cuck them by hitting on the women they have been working all night right in front of them
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Bisexuality is still fake btw
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Love how I’m now apparently at the level where I can freestyle a sewing pattern based on nothing but vibes with no issue but keep forgetting which direction the sewing machine stitches every time I feed fabric into it
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What do you mean you "don't ship internationally"?? THIS IS A PDF!! IT'S PIXELS!!!!!
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Can women who look like the oppressed majority guy find love? 😔
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But when I say parenthood is evil by its very nature everyone gets mad at me!
SophiasPhilai (@SophiasPhilai) profile pictureSophiasPhilai@SophiasPhilaiOct 30
Replying to @anisenot
I tell our youngest all the time that we didn’t have her so she could “learn” or “grow,” we had her so we could hug and kiss her
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Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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Local woman’s Amazon delivery of delicate airy tulle finally arrived only for the fabric to be far more substantial but also much more stunning than the pictures showed and now she has to revamp her entire Halloween costume concept two days before the party, more at 11!
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God this is so beautiful, it literally looks like an oil spill. There is no way I am not making this the main event instead of just an accent like I’d originally planned…
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low IQ biphilia is enough to turn the most ardent bisexual into a biphobe
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Kosovo and Montenegro Lion behaviour ngl
Brilliant Maps (@BrilliantMaps) profile pictureBrilliant Maps
@BrilliantMapsOct 27
Map Of Countries Using The Euro brilliantmaps.com/map-of-cou…
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ఌ@ultramariasOct 27
sikur të isha djalë
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创作人形界，艺术家们偏爱制作女性玩偶，出于自我投射或者对曲线美的追求，且女性创作者对凝视男性兴趣缺缺。我就爱看男的，穿制服的，赤裸的，被剖开的，痛苦的，被斩首的。其实男性受难题材相当受欢迎不是吗？多神圣呀。
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The gender war is real but it is fought between women only. Men are merely the toy soldiers on the map.
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