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Alex. I post it before I talk myself out of it. Italian-American. Famiglia, cibo, e un po’ di caos.

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Joined May 2024
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me when i open X scrolls for 3 seconds sees 47 takes on the same thing closes it opens it again
i love this fucking cat. why so awkward
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The way he says, “Shut uuup, no waaay” is killing me 😂🤣
Elsa Jean reveals how her former sugar daddy funded her entire life from age 18 including a $10k/month penthouse in Central Park. ​“My OG sugar daddy that I don't speak to anymore, I mean, he has probably given me millions. I'm not joking.” ​“He has carried my life. Paid for my whole entire life.” ​“Whole entire life. That penthouse I had in New York that was in Central Park was him. $10,000 a month.”
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My girl and I were invited out to dinner by another couple. Great food, great company, good vibes all around. But man, at this rate I’m gonna need a weekend to recover from my week. 😂
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I miss that drive home after a day at the beach. You’re tired, still feel the sun on your skin, staring out the window, and the whole ride feels like a dream.
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Imagine being that calm while your car is almost vertical over a 40-foot drop. That’s a guy so checked out a drawbridge trying to kill him is just another day.
If it were not cameras , we wouldn’t believe it
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You sit in your car for a minute before leaving and someone’s already waiting for your spot. Now you have 12 seconds to get out or you’re officially the asshole.
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Let me write a little story Then, under the pretext of controlling “misinformation” and “conspiracy theories,” they begin imposing restrictions or censorship on U.S. social media platforms. Most major social media platforms are U.S. companies, after all! They also crack down on the domestic media To prevent protesters from uniting, they infiltrate all kinds of spies to foment division. They prevent them from banding together And they silence any discussion of election fraud by branding it all as “conspiracy theories.” On top of that, while pursuing pro-China policies, they openly adopt an anti-American stance They increase the number of Supreme Court justices and weaponize the judiciary! That’s where the fiction ends. Could this be a hit?
🚨 JUST IN: Left-wing Brazil Federal Deputy Duda Salabert announces a motion to SEIZE right-wing Flavio Bolsonaro's passport and throw him in PRISON after Lula's fraudulent victory THIS IS INSANE!! This entity now wants to go full tyrant mode and make sure Bolsonaro pays for standing up to socialists. SALABERT: "I have just requested the seizure of Flávio Bolsonaro's passport. The next step for this criminal is to try to flee Brazil to avoid facing the various inquiries in his name. He needs to be arrested soon. We cannot allow him to join his brother in the U.S. to plot against national sovereignty!" Minutes after the race was called, Salabert also posted: "We won! Now it's prison for Flavio Bolsonaro!" First they lock out pro-Bolsonaro precincts at PM while extending voting in Lula strongholds Then Lula vows to "regulate" social media in his victory speech And now Lula's allies are already moving to confiscate the opposition candidate's passport and jail him 😠 PRAY FOR FLAVIO 🙏🏻
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That 1911 footage looks like a normal functioning city. Comparing it to now, it’s hard not to notice how much basic livability has declined while the cost of everything went up.
This is real footage from 115 years ago NYC in 1911
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Japan’s quiet streets and working trains came from staying mostly Japanese and keeping their own rules as the default. Preserving a culture means the original group stays large enough that their way stays normal. Overdiversification is replacement.
The biggest mistake tourists make in Japan is dragging a fifty-pound suitcase up and down subway stairs. Watch how Japanese travelers board the bullet train. They walk on with a cup of green tea, a small shoulder bag, and both hands free. Where is their luggage? It is already in the next city, waiting for them. In Japan, the system is called Takkyubin, recognizable everywhere by a logo of a mother black cat carrying her kitten gently in her mouth. When you check out of your hotel in Tokyo at eight in the morning, you hand your heavy suitcase to the front desk, fill out a tiny slip, and pay about twenty dollars. You can even send it straight from the corner convenience store. Then you spend the entire day wandering through mountain temples or eating street food with nothing on your back. When you walk into your traditional inn in Kyoto that evening, your suitcase is already standing neatly in your room, wiped clean, with the handle turned toward you. In fifty years of handling millions of bags a year, lost luggage is virtually unheard of. A society runs smoothly when you can hand your belongings to a stranger at a convenience store and know they will beat you to your hotel.
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Bad ass but I understand why he looks a little pissed.
June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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Joseph Robert “Joe” Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasn’t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Be…
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Sunday, met up with another couple for lunch at a Thai place they wanted us to check out. They suggested Massaman curry. Now, I’m Italian. I grew up on Italian food. I’ve had curry before, but I’m always a little leery of trying a new one. I’m thinking, is this gonna be some five-alarm jungle curry situation? We took it to go then chilled for a while at their place. Turns out it was pretty good.
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Imagine if your internal dialogue suddenly leaked out in public. You’d probably have some explaining to do. Me? I’m not sure I’d even bother. 😂
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Saw a guy at the grocery store with two little kids asking nonstop questions. He was answering every one, being a good dad, but you could see how exhausted he was. I don’t even have kids and somehow I left feeling a sense of dread. 😂
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Over 150 floors climbed in 30 minutes, then some lifting. At some point, working out stops being about how you look and starts being about how you want to feel 20 years from now. That’s what keeps me going.
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The Dildo of Consequence rarely comes lubed 😂🤣
Holy crap it finally happened
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Went golfing Saturday and caught this view. Something about this picture makes me feel like there’s still hope in the world.
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Just had an imaginary fight in my head that was absolutely glorious. Perfect choreography. Sick soundtrack. I won, obviously. Meanwhile, I haven’t moved from the couch.
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When the rioters flipped off the Milano priest, he answered with the ancient Italian rite known as the Benedizione del Dito Medio (Blessing of the Middle Finger)🖕
Italy, Milan. The looters provoke a parish priest for a blessing. He gives it. Instantly. Hero.
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