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Think about what these “celebrity deaths” are trying to distract you from. Known ”devil pacts” were formed by them in 2001 when a spike interest formed as a result of 9/11 attacks. Their souls were owed for 25 years and now he is collecting. It is only going to get worse.
Second round interview: We found your twitter.
Me: Uh oh 😅
Intervirwer: You’re hired! Can Ihave your autograph?
No offense to anyone who may have killed themselves off of this thing but do people not feel embarrassed to have jumped off what is essentially a large pinecone?
chipmunk but a girl retweeted
everyone clowns on adhd people when they pop 30mg of adderall and start crying about how “they finally know what it’s like to be normal” but they’re low key right. humans are meant to be on high dose amphetamines
I told my intellectual friend if she knew the Milwaukee Brewers song and she said she had not heard it but read about it in an NPR article. Of course, why hadn’t I thought of such an erudite way to engage with tiktok trends? I shook my head and laughed. Stupid Stupid stupid
Every single person i know that said go to bluesky is back here now. It obviously wasn’t going to last for anything other than polite workplace porn commissions and indie rpg kickstarters. Why would i pay $16 for a cocktail when beer and a shot is free if i fuck the bartender
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