VT Alum 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Be gay do crime Will fight a homophobe $Chipnanimus
he/him
Joined May 2016
- Tweets32K
- Following910
- Followers812
- Likes243K
noah retweeted
it's a cardboard box you fucking nerd
I really wish @BestBuy would stop using these stickers on collectible items. Put them in a plastic bag and tag the bag. This one is being exceptionally difficult at coming off.
@NintendoAmerica
noah retweeted
Actually kind of beautiful seeing this fandom come together to hate on one common enemy (ticketmaster)
noah retweeted
Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
noah retweeted
She is lifting her top and flashing me her beautiful breasts and muscled midriff.
It makes me want to drag my tongue over her.
noah retweeted
It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
noah retweeted
I think the only sitcom I've seen address the Israel/Palestine conflict with the proper sensitivity was, oddly enough, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
noah retweeted
" بدلاً من أن أجد شخصًا يشاركني ذوقي، أفضّل أن أجد شخصًا يُعلّمني أشياء لم أكن أعلم أنني أحبّها "
- فريدريك نيتشه
noah retweeted
we were supposed to keep building houses like this forever and just get better at plumbing and insulation
noah retweeted
I can’t really explain this, but onomatopoeically vermillion should be a shade of green
noah retweeted
"you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism" shit ya know when you put it like that
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism.
“First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first.
Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.”
(Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
noah retweeted
When states cut progressive taxes like property and income, they hose working people with all these nonsense taxes and fees. What Rick Jackson wants for Georgia.
