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They say it takes two, I say it takes more.

On tour and at home
Joined August 2009
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Trixies, the brand new album from @Squeezeofficial is out now. Spotted here in the flagship HMV store in London’s Oxford St.
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Bruce Springsteen on ICE: "If you believe you don’t deserve to be murdered for exercising your American right to protest, then send a message to this president — ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis” RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen against Trump and ICE!
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Héros ⤵️
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Chris Difford retweeted
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GO MINNEAPOLIS!🙏💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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🚨NEW: Legendary musician Neil Young calls out Donald Trump: “I’m not scared of you. Neither are the rest of us…Something has to change this. We know what to do. Rise up!” RETWEET if you stand with @NeilYoung against Donald Trump!
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Watch that grifter Farage get absolutely taken apart in America in a way I have rarely seen any UK journalist do it. Spread this video far and wide! youtu.be/mpBACJuttHc?si=vqT_…
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I’m puzzled. Labourites tell us that Angela Rayner was only trying to look after her child which they quite rightly say is understandable. But when a farmer tries to look after his children, they say he’s a tax dodger.
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Chris Difford retweeted
A new Trump executive order just dropped
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Putin got everything he wanted from Trump: the red carpet in the U.S., treated as an equal to boost his standing at home, a chance to pretend he wants peace, no new sanctions, all while he keeps bombing Ukraine. A shameful day for America.
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Great vibe in Halifax tonight. Leon Bridges about to hit the stage. Support act Gott Street Park were great ! I’m back here August 1st supporting Squeeze..
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Chris Difford retweeted
glastonbury 2025 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 bucket list bliss #loveyou #anhonor #commune 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰📸 dennys ilic
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How did 77 million people actually vote for this lunatic?
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🚨NEW: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calls for impeaching Trump after bombing Iran: “The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.” RETWEET if you stand with @AOC against Trump!
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Absolute masterclass from @chrisdifford! You are very correct.
Ah but what counts as a rhyme? Take this, for example - a masterclass in almost-rhyming by Chris Difford of Squeeze:
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This is one of the saddest photos ever taken
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BREAKING: In a shocking moment of cognitive decline, Donald Trump blames Gavin Newsom for “causing a lot of death” during the protests in L.A. - but there have been absolutely zero deaths. Is Trump unfit to serve due to his obvious mental difficulties?
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So true!
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Pass it on
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