chri$t

are you on my cloud yet?

don’t be jealous @ParisHilton

Haven’t x’d in so long… feel like a millennial

i’m walking around my apartment at 1:34 on a sunday with a glass of wine in my underwear and i stop and think i couldn’t do this if i didn’t live alone

i wish whenever i gained weight it just went to my lips instead

i <3 baddies

back to dogging

i love paris because i can be a bitch and smoke wherever i want

miss me?

my uber driver goes “i don’t work at night im wayy too handsome to drive at night”

i am the people’s princess

two ppl have told me that when they get their lips done they’ve shown the injector mine (which are real)…. i feel like a celebrity

babe no i wasn’t cheating i was just tending to their wounds!

but when i do this to another man its gay?