Survivor Needs Dan F

Brace yourself #mohegansun, @BretLaBelle and I are coming!!! mohegansun.com/events-and-pr…

Don't forget the smell of salt and vinegar chips when the tide is low

If you come back to Maine this summer, you can have as much as you'd like #moo

I think you need to define "comin' at"

got it!!!

if you get bit and subsequently rabies, I going to laugh me ass off at you

I would love that!!! But I may want to change the drink we'll be slammin' down #irishcarbomb

Worked 15 hrs today and found this in my car. Guys, when was the last time your wife bought u flowers? #happyspousehappyhouse #bestwifeever

I know when to take a back seat to a woman #drivingmrdan #backseatdriver

Just little something to either make you smile or piss you off for St. Patrick's Day #Slainte

I started at 6:30 a.m. with a pint (or two) of Guinness, the Sullivan sisters and Will

hey,hey,hey👿easy on my beloved service. #UPS has NOTHING to brag about

@benstiller I was going for the #whitegoodman douchebag look. #missionaccomplished

if I was home right now, I could give you that picture

It's been almost 5 years but I think it's time to make a change #douchebagmustache

best of luck! #chaseyourdreams

should I apologize or offer my condolences? I'm sure either will get me into trouble somehow