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The First Android

@citizenslime

got slime for blood

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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie14 Aug 2018
Replying to @ultimateguitar @Steel_Panther
Why tf did you decide to cover me defending myself and not cover @Steel_Panther referring to us as militant lesbians if not to unleash more hatred and even more sexist bros to bully and harass me on the internet? Where do you get off on this?
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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie17 Jul 2018
I will fight everyone!!!!!!
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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie8 Jul 2018
Yes Maeve I love you nitter.cf/nytimes/status/1016081…
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes8 Jul 2018
Talk: Thandie Newton Wants to See More Diversity in Sci-Fi nyti.ms/2KHcr40
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker7 Jul 2018
Normal healthcare system nitter.cf/mattb/status/101527040…
@matt@biddul.ph (@mattb) profile picture@[email protected]@mattb6 Jul 2018
invoices for my hospital stay are starting to come in. each Halls Cough Drop, individually packaged by SAFECOR of Columbus OH, is billed at $10.
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John Iadarola
@johniadarola29 Jun 2018
Flint still doesn't have clean water.
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Jordan
@JordanChariton27 Jun 2018
THIS npr.org/2018/06/27/623913044…
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John Iadarola
@johniadarola10 Jun 2018
Flint still doesn't have access to clean water.
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Ken Jennings
@KenJennings1 Jun 2018
I can't believe we all have to learn what tariffs are now, like a bunch of bored 7th graders.
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hungrybox
@LiquidHbox17 May 2018
guys....play this clip with the audio on. If you think of the word "Brainstorm" you will hear Brainstorm. If you think of the words "Green Needle" you will hear Green Needle. We are officially in the matrix and I have no idea what is going on
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Tom McKay@thetomzone19 May 2018
this is some real dark banality of evil shit. vile.
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Image from Tom McKay (@thetomzone)
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John Iadarola (@johniadarola) profile picture
John Iadarola
@johniadarola19 May 2018
Flint still doesn't have clean water.
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon1 May 2018
SAOIRSE RONAN: you are the most brilliant creator of our time and i would do anything to be in your next movie DIRECTOR: oh wow! well let me tell you about it, it's set in the present day and– SAOIRSE: pass
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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie25 Apr 2018
Just released two songs we recorded at @Spotify Studios NYC. One is a @The_Cranberries cover! Listen here: open.spotify.com/album/1rtDB…

Spotify Singles - Single by Japanese Breakfast | Spotify

Japanese Breakfast · single · 2018 · 2 songs

open.spotify.com
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湯浅政明@masaakiyuasa14 Apr 2018
I am in the water, but I am thirsty
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ALBΞRT MacGloan@AlbertMacGloan14 Apr 2018
Who could have predicted that Trump at his angriest and most exposed would start a war? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Justin Whang 🐙
@JustinWhang11 Apr 2018
Funny how that works.
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湯浅政明@masaakiyuasa11 Apr 2018
Eating before going to bed is not good. Think of this, this is breakfast this is breakfast
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Edward Snowden
@Snowden10 Apr 2018
And they call me a criminal. nitter.cf/arappeport/status/9837…
Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) profile pictureAlan Rappeport@arappeport10 Apr 2018
Zuckerberg is not able to give a straight answer about whether Facebook tracks browsing activity after users log off.
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Hoochie Minh@garmonbozie6 Apr 2018
my gender pronoun is:
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What I'm studying makes me really sad and the academic grind is bad for my mental health: a memoir.
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