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pov: you’ve loved tloas since day 1
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just got done watching the episode
Thanks to Neil deGrasse Tyson for entertaining all of OUR no dumb questions NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!!! @stouffers
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i stan kilby’s messy ass
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blue tsunami and brady getting voted out
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BRADY OUT THANK YOUUUUUUUU
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kristin done fuck up i hate when people are stupid
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what in the holy cope
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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BETO O'ROURKE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. REST NOW BROTHER WE HAVE THE WATCH AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA
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ouch… let’s not
this blue wave is ridiculous THEY EVEN FLIPPED BRITISH COLUMBIA
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Trump: I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE!
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good night y’all 🙂‍↕️
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ANOTHER FUCK YEAHHH
CNN CALLING TEXAS. GINA HINOJOSA DEFEATS GREG ABBOTT
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Texas forever.
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BREAKING: Democrat James Talarico wins U.S. Senate race in Texas, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4ilA3cL
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They are playing Diljit at Abdul Syed’s event in MI.
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giving drag race confessional
Trump: I wasn't on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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CTE brain
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Rob Gronkowski was seen waving an American flag and urging voters in New Hampshire to get out and vote Republican. Gronk is a lifelong Republican and supporter of President Donald Trump. What an epic scene to see in person 🔥👀
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Gronkowski was filmed waving a flag near Republican signs at a New Hampshire polling site but publicly urged voters to participate regardless of party, saying "it doesn't matter what party you're voting for." unionleader.com/news/local-new… nbcboston.com/news/local/gro… cbsnews.com/boston/news/ro…
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sorry to say but it has to be a straight white man on the ticket this time 😭
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so many pro palestine leaders being elected tonight 🙂‍↕️
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