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Joined May 2015
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My 600lb life people are never eating hard food. I dare u eat 10 white flour dumplin 3 time a day. With salt makrel and banana. U will full
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“but then again u are just a dunce security with little to no education who rose to fame…” I truly HATE how we treat each other. I’m so glad he’s been able to make money off his ideas. And has been able to buy cars and travel and experience new things.
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I hate it when people text me “Hey” without any context, what the hell do you want?? Put it all in one message! 😭
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First heartbreak in your 30s wouldn’t be a heartbreak. It would be a terminal illness.
So I’m having an argument with someone… Is it better to have your first heartbreak in your 20s or in your 30s?
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wonder when Bajantube posts videos of women and thirsty men in the comments begging bad … if they know people can see them 🤔🤔🤔
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Everyone had different cell phone brands because there was no Apple/Samsung complete monopoly yet
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Antigua and Barbuda Twitter, come to the front I see your prime minister posing with a Tesla that he says is a gift from the company. That’s a little crazy to me
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I am a Times New Roman 12pt Millennial. I will not be elaborating further.
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To all the millennials out there, i suggest watching old music videos before you go to work like we used to do before school. it’s healing.
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Come to find out...CB and Usher acting like everybody thought Brandy and Monica was gon act.
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You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.
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Pork has three religions waging war against it and it’s still the most consumed meat in the world. No one can dim your light if you are the best.
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My little sister asked for my email and I told her it’s my first and last name @gmail.com She said, “How did you get that?? I could never get mine.” I said, “Because I was there when Gmail was invented.” It’s not a flex. It’s a timestamp. Elder millennial receipts.
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How many of us millennials got a chicken soup for the soul book instead of therapy in the 90s
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this year I felt like Issa in Insecure
this year felt like i was a black woman in a tyler perry film
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My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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If I send this pic to you, I’m on whatever time you’re on.
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Queimavam bruxas, mas de alguma forma ainda discutimos o que fazer com pedófilos
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Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.
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I have officially reached the age where a good night’s sleep is more exciting than a vacation.
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