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tear jerker, shadow lurker, wonder worker. your friendly neighbourhood platelet nurse. diabeto

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Joined July 2009
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found my perfect subtitle
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"I once helped a man, who I suspected to be a nonce, to become President, only to later fall out with him and accuse him of being a nonce. I believe that this will boost sales of my electric vehicles, which plummeted after I did a Nazi salute in support of the suspected nonce."
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jd vance currently in front of a mirror gathering the courage to ask if elon has said thank you once
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the battle of the grotesque Torsos is heating up
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This app has fucked up my psyche in ways I鈥檒l never even know but goddamn I鈥檓 having the time of my life rn
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who among us hasn鈥檛 done a firehose of ketamine and publicly feuded with the president online
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today is a great day for the chronically online sickos, of which I consider myself to be a proud member
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we鈥檝e been through a lot. we deserve this
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rooting for the ketamine in elon鈥檚 bloodstream like it鈥檚 a car in the Indy 500
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is this going to go late? should i be cancelling my evening plans
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Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?
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When people ask me what today's date is.
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*puts on perfume that i wore during a traumatic time in my life*
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acknowledging nurse burnout is the first step 鉂わ笍
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committing tennis homicide while dressed like a giant kindergartner
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We are excited to launch GSK鈥檚 #MPNTimeToBeSeen campaign, aimed at patients with myeloproliferative neoplasms (MPNs), which is fully funded by GSK and co-created with MPN Voice. #MPN To learn more, visit: bit.ly/3ZvxgUU NP-GB-AOU-SMP-240017 | December 2024
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