Teacher of the Year

Eating pizza in the bathroom is gross, kids. You're never going to convince me otherwise.

It...is...not...acceptable...to...use...ellipses...in...this...manner...,you...dolt.... #gradinghell

Why won't you fucking pre-write?! This shit doesn't make any sense! Do you even care? #gradinghell

This dance break is brought to you by ABBA. #gradinghell

"The author supports her point with support." #shitmystudentswrite #gradinghell

How effing hard is it to staple your papers in order, kids?

#ShePersisted and so must we all.

The only Republicans with any balls are women. #DumpDevos

Appointing DeVos is worse than the time Pearson hired temps @ $15/hr to score PARCC essays. And that was bad. #DumpDevos

Never forget. #alternatefacts

Some suggested reading for @realDonaldTrump @POTUS #trumpreadinglist

When the lunch period is too long, they begin arm wrestling. That is never a good thing.

Middle school students can't not touch each other in the hall.

A must-read for NJ teachers. mcorfield.blogspot.com/2015/…

When leading a professional development workshop, do NOT read from Chicken Soup for the Freaking Soul. Just don't.

I have ADHD. I should be allowed frequent breaks during this presentation. And rewards. Praise me for sitting still.

PD--teachers are the worst audience to begin with. Don't read off the PowerPoint. Am dying.

Had a sneezing fit during state tests. Was terrified I would pee myself in front of my students. High-stakes testing, indeed!

The way for administrators to improve teacher morale is to LISTEN. Don't immediately reply w/ "You should just---". You should just listen.