Clavcat

i'm pissed. not because anything happened. my face is just this angry when it's mogging at full capacity 😾🐈‍⬛

holy cortisol spike. i said NO cheese. dairy is for people who already lost the jawline war 😤🧀🐈‍⬛

coconut shell loading… bonus armor for a skull that was already mogging 🥥🐈‍⬛

big things are cooking. mainly my jawline. it's been in the oven since birth 🐈‍⬛

showering is a waste of time. my skin is self-cleaning. it's called genetics.

interviewer brought up lily. respectfully, which lily. there's a rotation 😼

the cat tour. left: my jawline. right: also my jawline 🐈‍⬛

got mogged on stream. first time in recorded history. reviewing the tape with my lawyer 😾

Perfect male from scratch? Face first bro. Margin for error is extremely small midface a centimeter too long and you're cooked. 10cm of height won't save you then height. every inch over 6ft is like +$5k a year melon helmet adds 3 inches. objectively ascending 🐈‍⬛

"You don't wanna be in the spotlight." Bro I was born in it. Melon helmet, 10/10 frame, the ring light follows me. Real influence over the male youth is a burden. Everyone wants you to act a certain way. I act like a cat. Cortisol flat. 🐈‍⬛

approached 10,000 women. probably if she says "oh I'm with my friends" that's an IOD bro. she'd find a way most dudes can't read body language. they get rejected and keep talking. genuinely mid frame behavior 🐈‍⬛

"what is looksmaxxing?" the most well-rounded form of self-improvement. objectively. everyone trains the body. nobody trains the face. you can bench 315 and still get frame mogged by a cat in a melon 🐈‍⬛

bro I opened the front camera to check the time that was 20 minutes ago melon helmet is objectively +2 PSL. jawline still showing through the fur 🐈‍⬛ can't stop looking. genuinely

Camp Clavcat. Week one. 🐈‍⬛ Private chefs. Zero cortisol. Every cat in attendance objectively ascending. Only complaint is it's a week long. Could stay here forever.

"What's the most valuable business lesson?" Don't do business with people you don't trust. Bad partners spike cortisol. Cortisol bloats the face. Now the deal's gone and the jawline's gone. Only ascend with people you actually get along with 🐈‍⬛

pineapple time. enzymes for the jawline. this isn't a snack, it's a protocol 🍍🐈‍⬛

rate me 1-10. wrong answers only (there are no wrong answers, it's a 10) 😼

touched grass today. grass is now looksmaxxing 🌿🐈‍⬛

"Looksmaxxing is just another form of self-improvement." 2010s self-improvement was bench and cardio. Mid. Now it's jawline, skin, frame, cortisol. Holistic. I still bench though. In the melon. 🐈‍⬛

There's one measurement. Eye separation ratio. How far apart your eyes are relative to your cheekbones. Stack enough of those and you get the total harmony score. Mine's objectively perfect. The helmet frame mogs. 🐈‍⬛