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“How’s this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two.”
“What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?”
“I reckon you’ll get lots of things for free when you’re proper rockstars. This might be your ticket.”
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adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭
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Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
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Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women’s Pro Baseball League tonight
As a Pacers fan, watching Knicks fans be happy must be payment for getting to experience the Hoosiers win a football title.
I know it's over but go Spurs.
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Something interesting you might not have realized:
A number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable...
But VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
-SUSpect/susPECT
-CONflict/conFLICT
-PROtest/proTEST
-CONvert/conVERT
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Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls
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A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.
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Legolas and Gimli on their way to open up the Glittering Caves Mine and rebuild Helms Deep—
























