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All-American dirtbag. Writer, performer, musician. @SFNeoFuturists. Wavering between Neutral Good and Chaotic Neutral. For banality, try @boring_clizzin.

Yay Area
Joined July 2007
you've heard of tired and wired, but have you tried unctuous and rambunctious
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every time either SF or California proposes a tax, people are like "nooooo they're gonna leave!!!!" and every time, i'm like "babe, it's okay, you're beautiful, you just have to believe in yourself"
Interesting note from the Meta board. There’s a lot of value in being physically present in California.
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i was not interested in art, i was interested in hagiography
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have you ever tried being 39 years old and sitting in a coffee shop when suddenly LCD Soundsystem's "All My Friends" comes on
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thought weeder
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the funeral shall be conducted according to the last tradition you reinvent yourself within before you die.
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shared streaming logins as generational wealth transfer
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watched Toy Story 5 with someone who hadn't seen any of the sequels, so i gave her a crash course on what happened in 2 and 3, and i felt like a crazy person
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the soup of recency
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Someone actually tried to sneak into a theater inside the Trojan Horse to watch THE ODYSSEY.
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Topher retweeted
A little optimism after the Shame of Seattle, I wrote about the emerging USMNT fan culture and rethought a column I wrote 10 yrs ago about American fans and Europhilia. Was wrong about some stuff back then and how going to r32 w my kid helped me see that. newyorker.com/sports/world-c…
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Thou Shalt Not Begrudge Thy Neighbor Their Grift
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it's cool that this is happening but hilariously bad how the actual info about how late these trains will go is buried deeeeeeeeeeep in the linked page. (basically, trains will likely depart every 30min from 12:30 to 1:40am, depending on how long ppl take to exit stadium.)
For the 9pm FIFA World Cup match on Tuesday, June 16, BART is offering fans special late-night service after midnight to get riders home. These special event trains will not stop at all BART stations. People taking BART to the stadium and driving to park at BART must leave their cars at these key Easy Bay stations for the return trip: Bay Fair, Dublin, MacArthur, El Cerrito del Norte and Pleasant Hill. Note, Powell St Station in downtown San Francisco will be served but does not have parking.
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i'm sorry, what
Replying to @NJTRANSIT
The partnership includes the renaming of the Meadowlands Rail Line to the DoorDash Meadowlands Rail Line and special red illumination atop Secaucus Junction in honor of DoorDash.
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"This significant sponsorship with DoorDash is exactly the kind of non-farebox revenue strategy that Governor Sherrill directed us to execute" 😭 njtransit.com/press-releases…
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