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Honestly, we were all better off with GeoCities websites. I post about React, scrolling graphics, hikes, and dad jokes ✝️

Jacksonville, FL
Joined May 2011
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Hey, I'm Chris👋 — web developer living in Virginia. I work on web apps, Rust/WASM browser apps, and CMS platforms. If you're into web dev, hiking, dad jokes, or just building cool stuff — follow along. 🏔️
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Lucky Goat Jax - Gate pkwy
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Went to the beach this weekend and took more shots for my 3D world!
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I've never been big on holiday decor, but I loved adding it to this app. I plan to do more app decorations in the future.
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Wifey (orange) and her cousins are holding down the pie stand.
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More market photos
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So many privacy consents... So many service agreements... Wish I had rooted this thing before I ever turned it on
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Happy Halloween 🎃
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It would be cool to do kayak simulator the local gym.
Ever since I first played Microsoft Flight Simulator, I've dreamed of being able to explore every corner of Earth. On foot, by car, by plane, or even swimming. There's still a long way to go, but I'm slowly turning that dream into reality.
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I would love to drive around GTA Bengaluru in a tuk-tuk.
Day 14 of building GTA style Bengaluru game before GTA 6! 😀
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I just saw a white van pull up to my house for five minutes and then drive away. Time to rotate my keys
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Stretch this guy's head, y'all!
I've redesigned my personal website You can now play with my face Please don't pull too much. It hurts.
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I learn from the best, I will always use my terminal.
It is insane to me that there are still devs using terminals to prompt their agents
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You know you're an old man when you're still talking about this LinkedIn post
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Chris Lane Jones retweeted
Fun project on Perplexity Computer: Asked it to design a GTA V mission where you vibecode GTA VI from an in-game phone while the devs call the cops on you for shipping GTA VI before them. It went through the FiveM docs (natives, ped models, server convars, the limits of the in-game browser) and built the mission as a FiveM resource in Lua. Then it built an MCP bridge, a small local Node service that signs in to the Perplexity Computer MCP server with OAuth and turns your in-game prompt into a real Computer task. The phone streams Computer's steps live during the chase, you answer its questions and approvals while driving, and you ship the build by losing the cops at the airport hangars. For the voices, Computer rented a cloud GPU and ran Qwen3-TTS locally on it, with no TTS API, to voice every line of dialogue.
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Several neighbor friends let me borrow the expansion till I had every single expansion installed
Fun fact about me: I pirated The Sims 3 when I was 13 🏴‍☠️
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I'll bite. 😅 I review resumes, linkedin profiles, and portfolios every other week as part of my job. I recently realized that I need to set a better example in some areas...so I used the lovely and free ChatGPT credits I recently obtained to do just that. I plan to update the verbiage eventually... Feel free to offer constructive criticism. Want to give me some harsh truths? DM me. lol roxanarodriguezbecker.com
Your personal website is the new resume
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Chris Lane Jones retweeted
Not trying to make a splash here but your girl is on the job market. Pls let @OpenAI know I’m finally available to work for them.
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It's called "Spray and Pray", but there are few support groups at churches for job seekers. I am working with a local church to get something started.
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