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Scottsdale, AZ
Joined April 2009
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Check out my first mix- a wompy rap fusion. Took wayyy too long to finish but excited to start working on the next 🙏🏽 on.soundcloud.com/CjBdp1HFmP…
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Can’t wait for you to retract your statement now that the trump administration admitted IN COURT that it wasn’t vandals and just a botched install job to his no-bid contract cronie
The Reflecting Pool contractor never blamed vandalism for all the repairs. He fixed the June 9 vandal damage. Blue sealant repairs peeling due to various errors. More that he told me:
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Replying to @espn
When Shaq asks me to purpose to my girlfriend
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Me when a bad bitch tells me “No that’s not true what the fuck are you talking about”
The ideal girlfriend
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Now this, this is cinema
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My brain every single day in March:
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Whoever came up with this idea and got everyone on board is profoundly gifted.
Dunk got Egg. But I got that Cuz Cuz, ya’ feel me?!? #AKOTSK @GameOfThrones @HBO @StreamOnMax
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clay retweeted
3 years ago today. “I CAN’T SPEYK!!!”
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Purdue invented a new way to lose a football game nitter.cf/fsh733/status/19821622…
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Indiana is a loser.
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The Cowboys defense trying to sack Jalen Hurts without Micah Parsons
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My apologies, indiana. i wasn't aware of your game
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I painted the legend, “Back Up Terry!”
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Got a “yard looks good” from the wife today
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“Okay now one where you have that shit on please”
1925 criminal's mugshot
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