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FKA CHINA DETHCRASH the illegitimate love child of cary grant and a she-goat

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Joined April 2012
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🤪👹 kiss me im an idiot 👹🤪
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do you mean to tell me that jeffree star is currently butchering these creatures in wyoming… the devil must be busy crafting a chamber in hell that is dark and cold enough
村のおじさんが「うちの白ヤク見せてあげるよ〜」って家から散歩して連れてきてくれた!!!
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for a very important date! 🐇
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Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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cosy hotel creature
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💙🤍❤️ "Le chef-d'œuvre le plus abouti du capitalisme contemporain n'est ni l'iPhone, ni la start-up licorne, ni même le milliardaire visionnaire. Non. Son produit phare, son bijou anthropologique, sa plus belle réussite, c'est le pauvre de droite. Une véritable prouesse sociale, dépouillé matériellement, mais riche en certitudes contre ses propres intérêts. On l'a façonné avec soin. On lui a expliqué que ses problèmes venaient toujours d'en bas ou d'à côté, l'immigré, l'assisté, le fonctionnaire, le chômeur, jamais du haut. On lui a appris à hair l'impôt tout en survivant grâce aux services publics. À défendre les héritiers tout en n'ayant rien à transmettre. À applaudir ceux qui l'écrasent, pourvu qu'ils parlent fort et promettent l'ordre. Le pauvre de droite est une créature fascinante, il vote contre lui-même avec ferveur, persuadé qu'un jour, peut-être, il sera du bon côté de la barrière. Il confond la brutalité avec le courage, l'autoritarisme avec la protection, l'injustice avec le mérite. On lui vend la peur en kit, l'identité en solde, la colère en vrac par abonnement mensuel. À l'aube de ce monde nouveau, les monstres ne surgissent pas des marges : ils montent des urnes, des plateaux télé, des slogans simplistes. Ils prospèrent sur la misère organisée et la lucidité sabotée. Le capitalisme n'a pas seulement produit de la pauvreté ; il a réussi bien pire : la rendre docile, obéissante, hargneuse, et reconnaissante. Un chef-d'œuvre je vous dis !" Maximino Fernández
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"I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasn't cost-effective. Well, that, and... I was funneling profits to the Vietcong."
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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kinda baffled that my face still looked like this after 12 v sweaty hours at love muscle, the no-photos-allowed pumping queer party👹🤡
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A report based on the experience of just 29 sixth formers is now going to be used to crack down on freedom of speech over a genocide in every school in the country. What the hell is going on?
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A Japanese grandad has become an unlikely internet star thanks to his attempts to take peaceful photos with his two cats, Chouchou and Miko. Via: i/catwolf0314
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caught in HD explaining what they do in their own words and vindicating all the things that left organisers have been saying for years. this is terrorism, but will anything be done or are the police too busy arresting grandmas for waving palestinian flags?
"They can start cutting people's faces up. They can stab someone. They can shoot someone." EXCLUSIVE: Our hidden cameras capture the leader of Turning Point UK organising a fake rally for a foreign government and helping arrange a murder-for-hire with loyalist paramilitaries.
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i love her
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Who needs lullabies for bed, when you have crap taxidermy....🖤
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The housemates if Twinks took the hot water away vs the housemates when Rihanna does it #BBUK
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Big Brother has turned into a miserable cesspit, thank GOD Tempting Fortune is on tonight. I need to see Sarah pay thirty grand for a Cornetto. For my mental health.
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cada dia que passa tenho mais certeza que ser estudioso/cientista de Ciências Sociais e Humanas é ter síndrome de cassandra autoinflingida. a gente ta constantemente avisando que tem uma profecia que vai acontecer e mostrando como e as pessoas "nada a ver, é sua opinião"
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Not too much on my MOTHER, ok? Bones has been muggy and a trendsetter since before you children could even get into a club. Her symbols are a truly original signature, she is constantly evolving, and inspires me everyday 🤍
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they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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Jewish MP Gerald Kaufmann in Parliament in 2009. "My Grandmother was ill in bed when the Nazis came to her town, a German soldier shot her dead." "My Grandmother did not die to provide cover for Israel to murder Palestinian Grandmothers in Gaza."
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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When Sylvia Plath said, “Let him go. Have the guts.” And Emily Dickinson said, “Heart! We will forget him! You and I – tonight! You may forget the warmth he gave – I will forget the light!”
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