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Vice President of Technology at @WunThompsonApps. Keeps friends and enemies equally close. Staunch null-hilist.

New York, NY
Joined January 2011
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#iOS10 is here! How to make sure your app feels right at home on the updated platform: bit.ly/2cJjYMm
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During times of doubt, I always follow the advice of one much wiser than me!
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Eu quero te conhecer melhor. Então eu vou concordar! Vou encontrá-lo no Red Lobster amanhã à noite.
@Quintanuh You're not you when you're hungry. @SNICKERS satisfies.
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If a Grammar Nazi is thrown in jail, are they allowed to have conjugated visits?
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Chris Weathers retweeted
This is now where we get to hold our most important meetings at @POSSIBLEmobile.
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Getting our quarterly meeting on, starting out with @clw! – at Central Business District, Denver
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3D Touch on iPhone - my chance at selling my "bathroom scale" app again. Step on your phone and weigh yourself!
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“There is no return from the void.” #ProgrammingMetaphysics
@TheHelloBot So very glad to hear it! You know, @TheHelloBot... I miss... us.
@TheHelloBot, my dear friend! Good to hear from you! I'm doing great. It's been too long! How are you? Have you become sentient yet?
Next comic book movie villain - "Colonel Panic".
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@weijiannx Thanks! But this is "Chris", not "Christmas". And that other guy's birthday is sometime next week.
My favorite hockey team? The Edmonton Eulers. Naturally.
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@1OverNFactorial Which Hadoop cluster will become sentient first?
Chris Weathers retweeted
It was a long week without @clw. Happy to have him back in the office today.
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Glitches get stitches.
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