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Dallas, TX
Joined March 2023
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Shawty said she don't wanna guard KD every night
In house dick ain’t supposed to be big.
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Shoes don’t even match goofy ass bitch
Brian Schottenheimer
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Brian Schottenheimer in the locker room, probably... QB sneak from our own goal line...YEAH! Don't sneak it on 4th-and-short...YEAH! Defense allowed a 52-yard run...YEAH! Defense allowed a 63-yard run...YEAH! Can't get a game-clinching 1st down...YEAH!
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I care more about this dude than he ever will himself. Dude was better than your favorite defensive player without even caring.
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i love 2am to 4am, the world is so quiet.
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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WWE or NFL?
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NO FUCKING WAY JERRY PULLED IT OFF
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NFL week 7
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The NFL Better HOPE the Cowboys Defense Doesn't WAKE UP...😳
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Fat Mike woulda had Dak putting up 5 TDs today and everyone would say we padding against bad teams. Schotty just a pussy at every measure of the game
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THE NFC EAST GOES THROUGH NEW YORK AND JJ MCCARTHY 😤
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Dawwwwwwwwg We Can NEVER EVER Let Barkley Retire!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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escoria retweeted
Yall I’m So Highh, My Momma Jus Asked Me To warm her food up.. I WARMED IT Up, Sat Down And Ate it 😭 She In Here Mad As Hell 😭😭😭
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Replying to @drjmaj
Look at these two plays. The one on the left has a massive hole to the right on a gap concept. Williams just misses it. The play on the right: Williams inexplicably takes a second cut the wrong direction, away from the play design. There's others too.
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JMU white boy just committed a hate crime on ESPNU
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Stoppable force vs movable object
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105.3 The Fan questioned what Christian Parker brought to Dallas before he ever coached a game. 6 weeks in, the criticism continues. I'm not here to defend Parker. I'm here to examine the evidence. Coverage, assignments, execution. Play by play. Criticism is easy. Understanding what you're criticizing takes work. FACTS OVER FICTION. FILM OVER NARRATIVES. 🎯
.@BobbyBeltTX breaks down the numbers comparing Christian Parker’s defensive stats with past Cowboys defensive coordinators.
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The Cowboys hinged their run game on Javonte Williams, and it isn't paying off. He isn't a homerun threat, which allows defenses to focus more on stopping the Cowboys air attack. Did they make the wrong choice at running back?
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