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Jesse

@codewarrior81

Surfer, Programmer, Guitarist, Improver, Printer, Tinkerer, Philosopher, Wizard. Base hits win ball games.

 North Carolina, USA
Joined November 2011
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A legendary day calls for a legendary giveaway. REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Andrew McCutchen jersey!
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We see you, Sid. #HereWeGo nitter.cf/penguins/status/688862…
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@penguins17 Jan 2016
It's a great day for Pittsburgh. nitter.cf/penguins/status/688862…
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Me going to Fat Pelican i.imgur.com/2gOK5el.gif
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Alright, we've got to rally the troops one last time! Tuesday night is our City Council meeting to pass our text... fb.me/1zaHdib0D
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Fark@fark16 Oct 2014
Woman sent to jail over overgrown yard. In the midnight hour she cried, "Mower, mower, mower" fark.com/go/8453714
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The anatomy of films. #dear
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Only 10 TICKETS LEFT for tonight’s performance of SEX (AKA WIENERS & BOOBS)! Get em while you can! bigdawgproductions.org
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I give this a whole latte support.
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Facebook is getting rid of some unpopular features. But don't worry, you'll always be able to invite millions of people to an improv show.
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A “butt” was a Medieval unit of measure for wine - Technically, a "buttload" of wine is about 475 liters (126 gallons).
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How 1 woman got 2 DWI charges in 3 hours The story will leaving you shaking your head: buff.ly/1kcjqug
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Today in Geek History: Office Space released in theaters in 1999. Red stapler sales soar.
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I usually *hate* hashtags that reference a company, but I've loved reading the #BellLetsTalk tweets today. End the stigma of mental illness.
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Today in Geek History: In 1706, Benjamin Franklin is born; inventor, writer, organizer, revolutionary, geek. Happy Birthday, Ben Franklin!
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Angry Birds! Yeah!
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Joe@joep00996 Dec 2013
Replying to @BasediBrett
@Talkmaster Thought you might need a laugh. She says she was hacked.
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Hey son, u awake? "Yeah, dad" What if birds had boobs? "Well uh" I'd touch a bird titty *dad looks out the window* Maybe even 2 bird titties
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“The beach is a gift that cannot and should not be withheld from the public,” said @zachweisberg @the_inertia bit.ly/1dZXm5V
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Oh, ouch. File this under "funny but wrong."
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#HereWeGo
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