JoJo (@cojojonudo) profile picture

Trying to make sense of the world. Grumpy. Love arguing, always right though. Views are mine & mine only. retweets not necessarily so. Queen of stupid replies.

Liverpool
Joined March 2009
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Shut up jealous bitches! I hope you are as fun loving and adventurous as me when you're my age!!!! Hahahha let's see
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I was a political opposite of @Bonn1eGreer but we always got on well. Last year we sat next to each other on the train from London to BBC Question Time in Hartlepool - outward and return. We didn't stop tslking for a second and shared some very personal things in each of our lives. You wouldn't have had a clue about any of that if you watched that week's Question Time. We clashed on everythng! But politics is - or should be - only a small slice of life. Friendship, family and kindness are so much bigger and more important. Certainly more sustaining. I feel sad I'll never have another train journey with Bonnie but we didn't waste the one we had ❤️.
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"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."
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LOL SPAIN EDITED TRUMP OUT OF THE PHOTO 🤣🤣🤣
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“The PM wishes both teams well for the final, especially Spain”, said Starmer’s spokesperson. Love the British understament! #VamosEspaña
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2nd semi final
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JoJo retweeted
My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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I'm no fan of Keir Starmer but it would be really stupid of Labour to change leader right now Which is why they will probably do it
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This is how a whale breast feeds its baby, its milk is as thick as Yoghurt and is insoluble in water, it shoots straight to the babies mouth, isn't God amazing 🥹😭❤️
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The only doctors I would trust with my life
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Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain can be worth the life of the weakest, children, or families. No cause can justify the shedding of innocent blood.
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¿Cómo se llama esa etapa de la vida en la que no quieres salir de casa? Y tampoco quieres que nadie venga a tu casa.
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Has he been to B&Q for the bank holiday?
The Cross is being carried though Tower Hamlets today on Good Friday. Christ is King! ✝️
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Jesus wasn't nailed to a skirting board.
The Cross is being carried though Tower Hamlets today on Good Friday. Christ is King! ✝️
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If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry
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