If ya wanna win big ya gotta bet big 🍆Fuck these one unit bets, I’m slapping the cok on these two bets tonight to get me right ✊🚀💩🤷🏻‍♂️🐮🤤🍆🔒 NBA IND -3 | 3u CAVS/KNICKS o209 | 2.5u Parlay IND -3.5 & CAVS/KNICKS o209 | 1u

NOT LOOKING GOOD! HOPE YOU FADED 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

BONUS PARLAY FROM ONE OF OUR FANS Llama Locks 🦙🔒 says ride the ML’s NBA LAKERS ML & HEAT ML | 1u

Nothing I’m very confident on so diversifying the board tonight. Relying on luck and 1st half covers so go ahead and punch in these Wang Mi Locks 🔒🍆 CBB Houston 1H -11 | 1u Kansas 1H -8.5 | 1u NBA Rockets -5 | 1u Heat -3.5 | 1u Golden State +1.5 | 1u

Thoughts on Robinhood Great underdog story. Unsure why people are judging him for selling his short stockings? It’s 2021 people should be able to wear tight pants if they please. He did steal from the rich but it’s a fictional Disney story about a fox. Shouldn’t be a big deal.

TONIGHTS RESULTS 🍆 CBB FSU 1H -6.5 | 4u ✅ PROV -2 | 1u ✅ Seton Hall +2 | 1u❌ NBA Golden State -7.5 | 1u ✅ Seton Hall was up the whole game but with 1:07 left Creighton takes a late lead and wins by 4. Crazy cover by the Jays causing an end to my night up 5u 🥱

Obviously the hottest team in the NCAA hits... Go Noles, FewtothePoo! Nights not over, more locks bet that on mi cok 🍆 CBB PROV -2 | 1u Seton Hall +2 | 1u NBA Golden State -7.5 | 1u

Early CBB FSU 1H -6.5 | 4u

Wang Mi Cock Locks 🔒 AUB -2.5 | 1u ✅ LSU -5.5 | 3u ✅ KNICKS +11 | 1u ❌ The Knicks found a way to blow a 13 point halftime lead all the way to lose by 14 points. Definition of the fuckin Knicks. Anyway, we rock, we roll... up 4u 🥱

Wang Mi Cock Locks 🔒 AUB -2.5 | 1U LSU -5.5 | 3U KNICKS +11 | 1U