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A victim of Man United. I build houses and do interiors for a living. I am a stan of Coldplay, The Big Bang Theory & CR7.

Nigeria
Joined October 2011
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Famous faces pay tribute to Sir Alex on his 40th anniversary ❤️
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I need this see this final.
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Long live the King
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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We beat Brazil. Wowza.
Nigeria are #U17WWC finalists! 🇳🇬

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We are winning ? How ???
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What a fucking asset.
Yesterday with Mr Peter Obi: Imo State townhall #nigeria #politics #imostate
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This thing look like trophy for my eye like this. Man United trauma.
🔵⚪️ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Cesc Fabregas' Como have now won 5 matches in a row! ⚡️ ✅ 3-1 win vs Fiorentina ✅ 4-1 win vs Manchester United ✅ 2-0 win vs Sassuolo ✅ 3-1 win vs Torino ✅ 1-0 win vs Venezia
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lol never knew this omojuwa guy was this daft. First time watching him speak and I’m shocked.
J.J. Omojuwa says sincere supporters of Peter Obi do not view him as someone who is Economically sound. 😂😂
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We won’t win any of these games with Carrick.
Manchester United's November fixtures 📅
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And Carrick still has a job. Very foolish club.
Defeat against Chelsea yesterday means Manchester United have failed to win any of their opening seven away games for the first time since 1973. A season which saw the club relegated from the top flight.
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lol this is personal
Using the Dubai pictures on your Instagram highlights from 2021 when your ex took you on vacation with COVID relief funds, as the standard I’m expected to meet is crazy. Useless babe.
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The Diplomat is legit the best thing since House Of Cards in this genre. Season 4 was absolute cinema!
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They play man united next… 😂😂😂
🚨🇮🇹 Roma are UNBEATEN in all their games in the Serie A so far! ✅ ✅ 4-0 vs Fiorentina ✅ 4-0 vs Lecce ✅ 2-1 vs Atalanta ✅ 2-0 win vs Torino ⚖️ 2-2 draw vs Inter Milan ⚖️ 0-0 draw vs Como ✅ 2-0 win vs Genoa ⚖️ 3-3 draw vs Napoli ✅ 4-2 win vs Caligari ✅ 5-2 win vs Udinese
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Likes getting fucked by YOU.
Please marry a woman that likes getting fucked. Leave principalities and powers for spirit husband.
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Must the whole club burn to the ground before they sack Carrick ??? @ManUtd what art you doing !?
MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE NOT WON IN NINE STRAIGHT GAMES 😱 THEIR LONGEST STREAK WINLESS IN 38 YEARS 😳
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The format of this award needs to fucking change.
✂️🌎 Ukraine, Greece and Scotland journalists excluded Kylian Mbappé from Ballon d’Or top 10. 🇺🇦🇬🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Agenda aside, it’s time to restrict this thing to just coaches and players. No coach or player no matter how crazy will leave Mbappe out of the top 10, this is comical.
🚨 BREAKING: Three journalists have left Kylian Mbappé outside their Ballon d'Or top 10, which has cost the player approximately OVER 36 points. 😳
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“If you are not a woman, you should not be a gynaecologist and you should not speak on women’s issues” So according to this retarded logic: Only children should be paediatricians. Only mad people should be psychiatrists. Only cancer survivors should be oncologists. Only accident victims should be Accident and Emergency physicians. Only deaf people should be ENT surgeons. Only people with eye problems should be ophthalmologists. And to crown it fully: I guess only dead people should become pathologists and do postmortems? Because how can you work on a corpse if you have not been a corpse before? Right? Righttt???? Okay. One day you people will realise that we have roaming lunatics on this app, but you don’t know it yet. Someone on your TL is obviously running mad, you think they are just “woke”. Shey o digba ti won ba bugi je before you stop them?
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Who said it was before ?
Vasectomy is not a death sentence for Men. Dear men, get that vasectomy today!!! 💓
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They sentenced her to 14 years in prison using Islamic jurisprudence, even though they knew she was a Christian and she had only advised an adult about her faith, yet the world is silent about it. Please repost; let the world know.
JUST IN: a Christian woman has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for converting a muslim adult to a Christian in Borno state
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