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frederick

@coldlieutenant

𝐀 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.

Joined October 2020
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Why am I still a child
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i changed my icon just to not post fucking anything 💀💀
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I love picking up pebbles.
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I fear I am "devoted to the grind," as they say.
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It only took 325 days, but my plan has worked. Chores are finally being completed.
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I have taken it upon myself to rectify this situation. I shall be taking place of the Rearmed Hero. I will serve you all well.
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(๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)
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Something is amiss.
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...I'm not quite sure what to make of this so far.
Gaius Nimble Fingers (@FlavorStallion) profile pictureGaius Nimble Fingers@FlavorStallion9 Sep 2023
You'll want to thank Vaike now because I'm about to knock your diabetes insulated socks off with this bedtime story. Are you Eating Candy Without ME? Narrated by the dulcet tones of Honey River Gaius. "Okay, it's time to talk. We've been thinking about this quite a lot."
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You may be missing out on ads revenue sharing
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Do not do that ever again, Vaike.
Vaike (@AbsoluteRadMe_) profile pictureVaike@AbsoluteRadMe_6 Sep 2023
Lil smooch on the forehead, tucks him in Nini
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Goodnight.
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Good evening.
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Ahem. I believe I have finally done it. I have handcrafted a "meme" that will ACTUALLY inspire you all to get moving and do your chores. Without further ado..
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( wiping his forehead sweat away with a handkerchief ) Just where did I go wrong.. was my research suboptimal? What went awry? How could I have failed so miserably.. ( clutching his homemade meme so hard the paper wrinkles ) I don't understand.. was the cat not "eepy" enough?
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Perhaps if he were more "boinky.." ( slamming his fist against his desk ) I must make the perfect "meme" to encourage everyone to do their chores. I cannot give up now, not after one bump in the road. This is a learning experience, Frederick..
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You have only dipped your toe into this unknown "meme" territory. Now, you must fully immerse yourself in it. ( letting out a deep breath and fixing his hair. )
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..! That is the opposite of doing chores, you know!
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How disappointing. I worked tirelessly day after day to craft this perfect image.
Virion (@Duke0fRosanne) profile pictureVirion@Duke0fRosanne23 Feb 2023
Why, Frederick... of course not!
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