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super normal person

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Joined October 2011
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mamdani is gonna come out tonight and sing everyone’s a star and you’re laughing
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maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES ME [REDACTED] EVERY TIME WE [GUNSHOTS]
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every single comment saying 5sos iktr
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notice he is content both with and without apple. a lot to learn here
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WHY ISNT ANYONE GOOGLING MICHAEL CLIFFORD
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Social media has basically normalized antisocial behavior, conspiratorial thinking, psychopathy, and impulsiveness that it's rapidly eroding the very fabric of society as well as democracy. We wouldn't be in this mess if the algorithm didn't favor ragebaits and echo chambers.
unpopular opinion about mental health that will put you in this position??
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In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car
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White people be like. My dog… My dog uhh. Sorry everyone, my heart’s not really in it right now.
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you met me at a very burger time of my life
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last thing i saw before falling asleep with my phone in hand
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What's your favorite headline? πŸ‘€β­
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everyone’s a star! by @5SOS greatest album of the century! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ a quick poster design hehe
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Cool dad = fully evolved troll like pizza πŸ˜‚πŸš¬
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HE’S SOMEBODY’S FATHER 😩 You can now download the β€˜Somebody’s Father BTW’ edition of Everyone’s A Star! for $7.99 for a limited time only, featuring the definitely to be #1 anytime now song β€œCool Dad” Only at 5SecondsOfSummer.lnk.to/cool…
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cool dad the eas version of pizza btw
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