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Joined April 2009
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love discovering a new malapropism
Current level just quadruple size, they should implemented this from the gecko.
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(paul simon if he was a zoomer) wake up lil uzi wake up
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look at chud politics. what's new in chud politics?
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live:
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didn't realize vance dykes quit comedy to pursue music
think about it. Just, think about it
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dutch angles, famous for making people look non-threatening and normal
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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looks like a wonderful time. hope everyone had lots of fun and enjoyed plenty of candy ๐Ÿ™‚
Halloween in Tehran, Iran ๐ŸŽƒ
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semen retention in order to fully enjoy the doing crimes with your girlfriend simulator
How to reset your dopamine levels to fully enjoy GTA 6 > Delete TikTok, it ruins your attention span which is necessary to not get bored while playing it > Don't pick up your phone first thing in the morning > Limit your screen time and social media apps > Start going to the gym > Take a walk every day in the sun without your phone > Quit sugary drinks and snacks > Start NNN > Maintain a consistent sleep schedule, also try to get 7-8 hours of sleep every night > Pause playing other games until it comes out If you start doing some of these things, when the game comes out the experience will be surreal and highly rewarding
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DeNiro: "You stupid or what? I told you not to buy anything big. Get it outta here!" Me, in custom Gundam suit: "It's in my mother's name."
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man cancels wife and son before turning the tea on himself
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uhhhh let me be unclear
The Alaska stupidity reminded me that this is always on my California ballot. Nobody's ever thought he was the actual Barack Obama, though.
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can't wait to get off work and play an rts from 20 years ago โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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one of the truly great investigative journalists working today
Trump's high diesel prices are crushing the Gulf Coast shrimp industry. Shrimper Maynard Dubuisson, who has been enjoying some viral meme fame recently, joined me live from his shrimp boat to talk about it. @BulwarkOnline youtube.com/watch?v=mVbi5GPHโ€ฆ
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(glazing the magician) your digitation is absolutely presti brother
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i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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