ᅠ ᅠ 〝 attention all Dogtown residents, this is Kurt Hansen. if you see missiles in the sky, ignore it. it’s being shot at people slandering the community we’ve built here.〞 ᅠ ᅠ

Oct 30, 2026 · 6:45 PM UTC

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ et̲h̲i̲c̲s̲ ‍ as ‍ 𝖆𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨.@soldersuturesOct 30

.. PLEASE ALSO MAYBE AVOID MY APARTMENT BUILDIN' PLEASE.

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛ · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:44 PM UTC

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛@colonelhoundOct 30

ᅠ ᅠ 〝 attention all Dogtown residents, this is Kurt Hansen. if you see missiles in the sky, ignore it. it’s being shot at people slandering the community we’ve built here.〞 ᅠ ᅠ

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‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛ · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:38 PM UTC

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛@colonelhoundOct 30

lacking two things. finesse, bravado … height, muscles. so four things actually.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ et̲h̲i̲c̲s̲ ‍ as ‍ 𝖆𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨.@soldersuturesOct 30

for halloween i'm goin' as colonel kurt hansen and seein' how far i can get inside very restricted, restricted areas thanks to my bald cap and my charm.

‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝐊⁹‍ ‍┈‍ ‍𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃‍. · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:40 PM UTC

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‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝐊⁹‍ ‍┈‍ ‍𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃‍.@techhrtsOct 30

so glad the colonel said halloween is back on in dtown

Image from ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝐊⁹‍ ‍┈‍ ‍𝐔ᴺ𝔦𝚃‍. (@techhrts)

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‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙹𝚄𝙳𝚈 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴬ́ᴸⱽᴬᴿᴱᙆ ˛ · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:27 AM UTC

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‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙹𝚄𝙳𝚈 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴬ́ᴸⱽᴬᴿᴱᙆ ˛@digitizedtechieOct 30

ᅠ ᅠ it’s so easy to see the world in black and white… grey.xn--6ii i don’t know what to do with grey.xn--6ii ᅠ ᅠ

Image from ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙹𝚄𝙳𝚈 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴬ́ᴸⱽᴬᴿᴱᙆ ˛ (@digitizedtechie)

‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙹𝚄𝙳𝚈 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴬ́ᴸⱽᴬᴿᴱᙆ ˛@digitizedtechieOct 30

ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋'𝐒 ⠀⠀𝐆𝐎𝐓 ⠀⠀𝐒𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊 ᅠ ᅠ

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Oct 30, 2026 · 7:08 AM UTC

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˖ ‍𝖇𝙰𝙱𝚈 𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙳𝙾 ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ@FLTLNEDOct 30

╰┈➤ 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃﹑𓂃 #cyberpunk2077rp — Valerie ﹛v̳﹜Reeves / 𝙼͟𝙴͟𝚁͟𝙲͟𝙴͟𝙽͟𝙰͟𝚁͟𝚈͟ ᝰ.ᐟ Taboo & Minors DNI ﹑ literate ﹑ crack/banter/serious ﹑ multiship with chem ⤷ lesbian ﹑ selective ﹑info TBA ⁎

˖ ‍𝖇𝙰𝙱𝚈 𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙳𝙾 ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ@FLTLNEDOct 30

Image from ˖ ‍𝖇𝙰𝙱𝚈 𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙳𝙾 ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ‍ ‍ ‍⎯⎯ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ (@FLTLNED)

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‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛ · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛@colonelhoundOct 28

ᅠ ᅠ Currently shaving head with a razor. Concentrating on the task at hand. ᅠ ᅠ

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛ · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:45 PM UTC

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛@colonelhoundOct 28

why are you the way you are ?

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ et̲h̲i̲c̲s̲ ‍ as ‍ 𝖆𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨.@soldersuturesOct 27

.. knew that would work ! hiya, colonel ! * 😁

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛ · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:23 PM UTC

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛@colonelhoundOct 27

so leave. nothing stopping you.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ et̲h̲i̲c̲s̲ ‍ as ‍ 𝖆𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨.@soldersuturesOct 27

📍 dogtown

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛ · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:32 PM UTC

‍ ‍ ‍࣪ ˖ ‍ 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍╾┈ ᴰᴼᴳ ˛@colonelhoundOct 27

ᅠ ᅠ 〝 attention all dog town residents , this is Kurt Hansen. no taxes, means no taxes — but it’s not an invitation to be stupid. you want protection? wanna run your business in my town ? pay what is due.〞 ᅠ ᅠ