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The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇

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Terrible Quality Memes

@BadQualityMemesOct 7

Image from Terrible Quality Memes (@BadQualityMemes)

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@JoshuaBarzonOct 8

The holy grail of all Venn diagrams

Image from Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon)

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@_ayandamayOct 6

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round. i won't be explaining

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Colon : Press@colonpressSep 30

I have been seen

Out of Context Human Race

@NoContextHumansSep 29

We all know someone like this…

Image from Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans)

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EddieSpaghetti 🤨@PnutGalareeSep 3

Replying to @WITNESS813

youtu.be/aYFRfqi44go?si=gg6q… This is from the original video poster known as Dave Joseph aka ARCANAZ 👀🥴

22 August 2020

The Guitar was not damaged,My Pooch was concerned & Im ok

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WITNESS813@WITNESS813Sep 3

This is a keeper…🤣😆

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Lulag Archipelago@MissPavIichenkoSep 2

The best video you'll see all day

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@themathpulseJul 25

These spheres aren’t just bouncing randomly. Each one is locked to a precise frequency of the Japanese Hirajoshi scale (C, D, Eb, G, Ab) Their periods create living polyrhythms: chaos slowly collapses into perfect alignment. nitter.cf/mathemetica/status/204…

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Colon : Press@colonpressJul 18

What a lovely lovely match. Great vibe between the teams, great goals, great defending. A superb advert for the game #WorldCup #EngFra #FraEng

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Colon : Press@colonpressJul 15

Wordle today. It’s PSHAW. That’s the word. PSHAW. Don’t give it any time. And don’t give me grief for spoilers. There’s nothing to spoil. It’s the worst one yet. They spoiled it, not me. Them. The answer is PSHAW #wordle

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Colon : Press@colonpressJul 11

It just goes to show, it’s not ova ‘til it’s ova #wimbledon @BBCSport @Wimbledon

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Colon : Press@colonpressJul 1

It feels like it would be easier to tag it with a return address, put it in the sea, and hope that ocean currents and good international relationships brought it back nice and yellow.

@Shenxiao123971Jul 1

我开始以为地毯是绿色长毛的那个，直到他把那一层刮走了😂

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Joseph@suddenlyjosephJun 29

Never gets old, so so good

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Cureation@CureationXJun 26

Robert Smith before Treasure tonight: “I fucking hate daylight - I know that we need it - but there’s a time and a place and this isn’t it” ❤️

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Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳@marcrileydjJun 23

By default I saw them recording this. Never seen them before. Was completely blown away. Incredible band. 🏆💥🎸

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@KyleJGlenMay 2

One of the most incredible frames of snooker I've seen

Image from Kyle Glen (@KyleJGlen)

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alxndr@alexaldenteMar 18

The egg I’m poaching:

best of anya taylor-joy

@anyafoldersMar 18

An insane shot oh my god

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michelle (on break!)

@michelleakinMar 16

this made me feel insane

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Kristen@Kica333Mar 5

Flour Companies: What if we put it in a paper bag that’s only partially sealed at the bottom?

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