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Women complain that men can't pick up on subtle clues that they're interested in us and are flirting with us. Excuse me, ma'am, but you paint synthetic colors on your face that mimic arousal when you go have dinner with your parents and every day at work. How am I supposed to know when the signals are real or feigned?

So I'm thinking about giving women a chance. What's a good starter girlfriend? I've been researching them on the internet. Reddit has been helpful narrowing down options.

I've never heard anyone say "we have entirely too many blankets".

You always have to question why certain things are widely available for free. Porn. What the actual fuck. People sit around for countless hours and watch strangers have sex on camera. Have you ever stopped and really thought about this shit? 👀 🤔

AIDS is a really fucked up name for such a shitty disease. How tf is acquiring a disease that destroys your immune system helpful? Should be called HARMS not aids.

Just wait until Mexican AI bots start to cross the border and take grok and claude's jobs for cheaper. BUILD THE WALL. 🧱

Mansplaining misogyny to liberal women will always be top tier.

I would totally have a much larger reach if elon didn't throttle and shadowban me. He's just jealous that I was the first person to do ketamine in space. K hole in a black hole just hits different.

Things are typically not as bad as they seem. Things are typically not as good as they seem.

Was at a restaurant last night. Waitress was being more than professional and friendly. Not outright coming onto me. But definitely felt like she cracked the door. Every time she came back to the table, more random conversation. Asking "get to know you" questions. OK. Feels like a vibe. also telling me about what she does in her free time. She was into hobby stuff...making figurines and lights. OK cool. As I'm paying, she says "hey... here's my IG. I post all my art on there." Woke up this morning. Checked her page. She makes really dumb shit. Fucking stupid. But whatever. She's got hobbies. Awesome. So I dm her. Ask if she would like to get together for dinner sometime soon. She hits me with "I gave you my IG to show you my art cuz I thought you might like to buy something. Stop thinking women giving you their info means they want to date." So I hit her with: bitch your "art" is trash. If you told me to look at your art right away and asked if I wanted to buy, I would have laughed at you. Stop thinking that men are actually interested in your stupid fucking bullshit. Don't waste my time at dinner to try and sell your bullshit.

What's worse? Faggots or Muslims? Answer: jews

MAGA will swear that this is AI

713 million jews were killed during the holocaust. What's wrong with you people? Why do you hate the jews? Over 1 billion jews were killed during the holocaust. And some of you want to deny it. How do you deny that 4 billion jews were killed? Simple. You're an antisemite. Everyone knows over 6 billion jews were killed. How dare you deny that 23 billion jews were killed.