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Tequila Redbull

@conniekettel

I Tweet Therefore I Am * Local Icon of Stonewall Sports Baltimore

 Baltimore, MD
Joined June 2013
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Is a boy allowed to contain multitudes anymore
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The people have spoken
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If I do this will yall hype it up even if my arms are small
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Shit don’t work like that chief
Baltimore Banner Sports (@AllBannerSports) profile pictureBaltimore Banner Sports
@AllBannerSportsOct 29
Ravens DC Anthony Weaver: "Our fans need to understand, like, 'Hey, sometimes we need you to pump life into us too.'"
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Never listen to a man with protruding nipples
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If I do this will yall hype it up even if my arms are small
เด็กชายคำคม (@Dekchaikumkom) profile pictureเด็กชายคำคม
@DekchaikumkomOct 27
อันนี้เทรนใหม่สำหรับคนเล่นฟิสเนตใช่มั้ย น่ารักอะแก
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The voices are telling me to get another tattoo
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Did u do your pushups today
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At the federal level, this simply just didn’t happen
Four Seasons Total Manscaping (@UncleScottiepoo) profile pictureFour Seasons Total Manscaping
@UncleScottiepooOct 25
Gays literally did this with Obama though. Gay marriage didn't happen because we refused to vote for Democrats until they gave it to us, it happened because we were loyal to them and convinced them that gay marriage was a good thing for them to support.
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Just now booking my hotel for the weekend for plans that I’ve known about for 4+ months
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This strategy has never done me wrong
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Taking PTO for the first time since April let the healing begin
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never seen a bigger recession indicator we should be terrified
GLEE (@gleeofficial) profile pictureGLEE
@gleeofficialOct 21
Currently gleeking out!
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Tired and extremely homophobic
Jared Shult (@jared_shult) profile pictureJared Shult
@jared_shultOct 20
Grindr already exists
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Getting denied for a home loan cause I listened to ignorant buffoons on Twitter who said I should have no credit history >>>>
Saad. (@SaadInCyber) profile pictureSaad.@SaadInCyberOct 19
You don't *have* to pay interest on credit card debt the same way you don't *have* to do cocaine for the second time. In practice, majority of credit card users do pay interest just as majority of drug users do get addicted. The responsible thing to do is to avoid altogether.
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Nobody in the history of anything has thought this until a bunch of weirdos on the internet decided it was like 5-7 years ago
bia⸆⸉ | #1 florida!!! stan (@staybiautiful) profile picturebia⸆⸉ | #1 florida!!! stan@staybiautifulOct 19
I thought drag shows and drag queens were all about inclusivity and making people feel good and a safe space for everybody but I guess not lol
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My mom is on vacation and I wake up to a pic of her putting a dollar in the thong of a go go boy at a gay bar
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She’s just like me fr
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You have entered new territory when old grindr hookups are requesting to connect on LinkedIn before 8:30am
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Been a min
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Boys are soooooooooo cute how can u not like them
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Billionaires are largely insane egomaniacs and somehow a few of them own poverty franchise professional sports teams who are completely ok if they’re never run well or win
Britt Ghiroli (@Britt_Ghiroli) profile pictureBritt Ghiroli@Britt_GhiroliOct 14
The Orioles fired 16 people on the business side last week. Two days ago, this went up. That pre-tax salary pays roughly $22 an hour.
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