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conor

@conor_brn

I’m not a connoisseur, I’m monolingual and absurd

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Joined January 2023
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Just opened Facebook which is a rarity, and the first thing I see is somebody showing off their newborn babies new ear piercings hahaha fucking HELL
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I should call them
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Yesterday morning was a fun one, I was in the middle lane here just before this big fucker fully hit the deck. Car is all scraped and bumped up but one second later and it would have been curtains for your ol’ pal Conor
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I have long maintained that this is the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Still is.
vera || bye bye bunny (@salexangeil) profile picturevera || bye bye bunny@salexangeilOct 27
this clip fries me every time
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Pitch black by 5:30pm, bowl of soup and big thick bread for tea
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Well well well check out @tomjc09 rubbing shoulders with the stars
halseyfan.com (@halseysego) profile picturehalseyfan.com@halseysegoOct 21
Halsey and Avan Jogia out in Los Angeles on July 28th
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11 years ago today I recorded a cover of the Arthur theme song. Enjoy it in all its horrific glory
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Went here and everybody said they could smell you
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YA DON’T NEED YOUR SLIPKNOT MAAAASK
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All jokes aside this might be the only thing that could get me to watch a Bond film
DiscussingFish (@DiscussingF1sh_) profile pictureDiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 22
Lewis Saunderson is reportedly in final talks to be cast as the next James Bond. An official announcement is expected tomorrow. (Source: @DEADLINE)
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10 years ago today, Jamie T at Sheffield Academy
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Beige@BeigerevengeOct 20
Anything in this? 🤔
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Take it down on the chest and put it in off the bar
Curiosity (@MAstronomers) profile pictureCuriosity
@MAstronomersMar 23
What would you do in this situation?
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Joyce Manor walked onstage to this the other week, baller move
bearwiitch (@bearwiitch) profile picturebearwiitch
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the goosebumps theme still slaps
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Some bloke just burst into the office extravagantly and showed us with great enthusiasm how to hang a door. Now that’s how you make an entrance
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I’ve invented a form of payment for people who don’t want to leave a digital footprint, it’s called tiptoecurrency
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jonotin (@jonotinn) profile picturejonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Fella next to me on the train just very indiscreetly opened his banking app and had £113k in his current account whilst I sit here wearing a burlap sack, drinking from a jug that says XXX on it, having just been shoo’d away from the front of a local shop with a sweeping brush
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