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the last of the free spirits, self-professed poets, and masters of all things love 🦋

flying amongst the clouds
Joined July 2018
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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No child in the United States “goes to school as a Timmy and returns home a Tammy”. But since Jan of this year, 34 children went to school alive and returned in a coffin because of school shootings.
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
when i was in 5th grade i wrote a letter to a book i really liked and caught a spelling error and they wrote me back
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
Niggas try to holla at you anywhere I’m at the ballot trying to save my family bitch
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
Being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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SHE ATE THIS TF UP 😍😍😮‍💨😮‍💨
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped
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We don’t talk enough about the blessings of an ordinary day, no emergencies, no devastating calls, no chaos. Just Peace.
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
movie molester
i'm sorry man we need a new word for cinephile i'm not calling myself that
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A young chav lad just knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" 🙄
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To know when an adult is touching them inappropriately
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
yall gotta learn how 2 deal w/ fomo u don’t needa be everywhere experiencing everything all the time
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“I got a pocket full of money, who the fuck hoein’?” is such a excellent call to action
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beyoncé’s BM retweeted
I lied. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to tell me in depth your first impression of me and how, why and when you started liking me
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