A long time ago I went down a rabbit hole trying to find a picture of Trump’s bald. It was before he was president.
Today I found out what is under his hair.
Glory be to God!
WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken.
Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines.
So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it.
Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.
May 16, 2026 · 2:18 AM UTC