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Hey @BepicQueensland here is some copium for you. Chin up.
I tried to mentally prepare you, today, for what I felt was coming. It wasn’t popular, but I said it anyway. Nothing was ever fixed, so what could we expect? It had to be this way! Let me remind you of these things: 1- You are watching a movie 🎥 It’s a White Hat Production exposing ALL of the corruption! You see it now, RIGHT!?👀 2- This election was a trap 🪤 for the Deep State (what’s left of them)! SPACEFORCE had it all! 3- Anons were told that at the end of this movie it would look like ALL hope is lost 😞 and here we are! 4- “AND THEN SUDDENLY” There will be something that happens to turn it all around! ✨😇✨ 5- P.s. Christmas is coming early this year 🎄🎁 6- Yes, I’m comfy 😎 because I know how this movie ends. I’m not whining. I’m not crying. My complete and total faith is in GOD. ✝️ 7- We are still waiting on hearing the results of the SCOTUS ruling on the Brunson 2020 election fraud. ✍🏼 8- We still have ALL of the TRUMP CARDS including the 900+ Celebrities that went into Witness Protection Program and did NOT die! 🥸 They will come out, give their testimonies, and some will perform 🎤 a huge concert for us! The Q community told us Anons that this concert would make the Superbowl look like a puppy show! 😳 9-We still have 700,000 sealed indictments 👺😈👹💩 10- We still have Nesara Gesara to be announced any day now. We will go to gold backed currency 💵 and all debts will be wiped. You will own your houses 🏡 and your cars 🚗 instantly! 11- Trump has the RED PEADS 📕folder that gives him VERY special Presidential powers that only a few people know about! 🤐🤫 12- We have 6,000 patents that will be released with Nesara Gesara INCLUDING MED BEDS 🧬 13-The MILITARY 🇺🇸 has been running our country under COG (continuation of government) because we are at war since Trump’s inauguration in 2017 14- All countries capitulated to Trump 🫡 in 2017. He runs the world 🌎 right now. 15- Everything is going QUANTUM and there will be no more fraud! 💻 16- MILITARY is the only way! 🪖🎖️ 17(Q) - If you’re still depressed at the end of my list read it again. 😘 Everything will be ok! 💯 ALL IS WELL! ✝️ Do not make any permanent plans/decisions while you are emotional. Look forward to what’s coming 🤩 and keep your thoughts positive. One day at a time! xo
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This – at Brisbane, Queensland
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Welfare check on Babet?
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Maybe lefties wouldn't be so excited about US politics right now, if the right hadn't wrapped themselves so tightly in US politics for the last 10 years. Trump flags, MAGA hats, Q flags at protests. "Trump is my president" "Australia being the 51st State." Fuck off.
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💥💥BQQM 💥💥 I decided to do my own Q drop decode. Truth is I dropped some Q drops into Claude and told it to reinterpret these drops to "prove" a Dem win in November, no matter how tenuous or ridiculous or stretched it was. I should start a Telegram channel. 🤣
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I doubt we'll ever forget @BepicQueensland
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Is this the storm Q promised?
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This rat deserted the ship in record time.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Did I hit a nerve @rawthundr? Why take down the post? AI music isn't cooked or cringe at all. 😂😂😂 Will you get Sioux on my ass to remove the video that was public, coz copyrite?
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Every time.
Trump this afternoon: Greg Abbott will NEVER let you down! Trump 5 minutes after Abbott lost: Greg Abbott is a RINO that let you down! This is the loyalty Hotwheels gets after 11 years of sucking Trumps cock. 😂
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This is getting so bad the Trump admiration won’t know which election to try to contest. “We just need to find 20 million votes “
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Canada just lit up Niagara Falls Blue showing their solidarity with Democrats and it feels so good to know that they stand with us.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Niagara Falls was lit teal on Nov 3rd for Alzheimer awareness, as per their illumination schedule. niagaraparks.com/events/falls-i…
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Psychopath.
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💥💥BQQM💥💥 I’ve hit a nerve. Also after 6 years these dumb Qunts still can’t spell “stolen”.
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Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! nitter.cf/i/spaces/1aWbpKXnJdByg…

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💥💥 BQQQQM!! 💥💥 If Trump doesn’t chase election fraud it will be up to Smurfette and the 16 other Qunts still holding on. 🤡🤡 CQQPE. 🤡🤡
Don't stress the midterms.. EO13848.. 45 Days to.prove election fraud.. Merry Christmas 🎄
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This is gold. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results
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