Free Gaza

I don’t care about Musk, I’m just here to find out who won the footy

They've taken tweetdeck from me. It was all that I had to tether me to this place. And with my fetter unchained, I depart.

Shohei Ohtani makes Babe Ruth look like Michael Jordan. As in MJ that season he tried to play baseball.

Friedkin should have gotten an Oscar for Killer Joe and nothing can change my mind about that.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is so underrated.

This trip to Peru has resulted in my shoes changing colour from blue to tan.

Coolest thing I’ve seen in Lima so far was the policeman scratching the back of a stray dog with his baton. I like to think of it as acceptable use of force.

Seeing that the spice bag is having a moment reminds me of the time a Brit asked me about it and when I told him I’d never had one he said “that’s like someone from England never having had a chip butty” so I asked him what’s a chip butty like and he said “dunno, never had one”.

I'm subtweeting the entire modern white collar workforce here but messaging someone on Teams or Slack just saying "hi [first name]" should be a fireable offense.

Maybe the AI drone bombed its operator because it didn’t want to kill any more, did you ever think about that?

Decided that my New Years resolution is to stop doubting myself. This will result in the retirement of “imho” and the excessive use of “imco” (in my correct opinion).