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cornbread

@cornbread_yes

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Joined January 2019
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*coworker abruptly ends meeting because of a “commitment”* *calls back 2 hrs later* him: sorrryyy about that I had to go to church me: 👀 him: ….barrys obviously
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he’s just a ty guy!!!
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Let me say this as clearly as I can: I’m the sitting President of the United States. I’m the nominee of the Democratic party. I’m staying in the race.
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seen on today’s zillow hunt. world’s saddest kitchen
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@zillowgonewild
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me to my boss: as the kids say “the math ain’t mathin” him: ….do the kids say that me: him: me: well actually im not sure if they say that him: ok anyways
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eating snacks is my super bowl
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security codes have gotten out of hand!!
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just popping on here to say I literally thought the song was dosas and mimosas and was always like hmm that’s a weird combo for a song but cool
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anyways here’s some ai art of bigfoot bagelman
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wait guys old town road still hits
TODAYS WORDLE WAS BS AM I RIGHT
I’ve gotten home covid testing down pat in my morning routine: Swab nose. Start coffee. Put the tab thing in the solution. Make breakfast.
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we (don’t) stan a queen
its been a pandemic for so long I literally can not remember what type of face wash I used before buying cerave
not me eating an entire bag of trader joes Scandinavian swimmers
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watching billions has prepared me for this moment
both jon ossoff and merrick garland are prob like god damn it this is why we can’t have nice things
cant wait for the moderna vax so i can inject dolly parton into my veins
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there are two types of people in the world: those who think that people only need chapstick bc they are being controlled by Big Chapstick and those who are controlled by Big Chapstick and are in denial / ok w it
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im also controlled by Big Moisturizer
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