InfoSec Savant & Red-Team Architect 🛡️ | Founder GemachDAO Building On-Chain Assistant, GLend & https://nitter.cf/t.co/ZhGE1eg1Zo Live 0-day pentests + yield hacks 🟢Ξ
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Simple Road map to becoming a Solidity dev or hacker
Development:
- github.com/OffcierCia/DeFi-D…
- github.com/ethereumbook/ethe…
Security Focused:
- devansh.xyz/blockchain-secur…
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- cmichel.io/how-to-become-a-s…
Assune.Eth🐳🐋 retweeted
binance got hacked for $6,3B
here is why they don't care
how does binance make enough revenue?
> 2023: $4.3B fine paid to settle with US justice
> 2026: hacked for $6.3B by north korea
$10B+ gone in 3 years, yet @cz_binance say everything is fine and they'll keep operating normally
where does the money come from? are they really solvent?
Assune.Eth🐳🐋 retweeted
Everyday is Zeroday
BREAKING: Binance has been hacked with wallets across the Ethereum, Bitcoin, and TRON networks seeing outflows of -$5.7 billion.
The hack includes $1.45 billion worth of Bitcoin and $875 million worth of ETH.
If confirmed, this would mark the biggest hack in crypto history.
We expect more information shortly.
the chart has been one flat line for three weeks. somebody checked on the door. the door said "waiting." nobody trade.
GDEX & CO. EP10 (nfa)
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ops brought out a cake for regulatory clarity. it has been through four delays. it has seniority over everyone in the office.
GDEX & CO. EP09 (nfa)
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Assune.Eth🐳🐋 retweeted
The bottlenecks in AI are moving beyond the models.
We’re excited about startups building the hardware, infra, financial systems, and specialized software to bring AI into the real economy, from factories and data centers to government and space.
ycombinator.com/rfs
Assune.Eth🐳🐋 retweeted
This is Genie 4, our most realistic and interactive world model yet. 🌐
Explore dynamic environments in real time to see how the scene responds, sounds, and how the people in it move, react, and speak.
the cold wallets all got drained. the only guy still fine has been generating his keys by rolling physical dice, fifty times, for five years. he tried to tell us in 2021. we laughed.
GDEX & CO. EP08 (nfa)
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the office sign says 14 days since anyone on the team got liquidated. it does not reset. that's the point of discipline.
GDEX & CO. EP07 (hyperliquid perps are live. leverage cuts both ways. trading involves risk. nfa)
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new hire asks what's behind the gray door. nothing, apparently. nothing that hums and declines things.
GDEX & CO. EP06 (spot, hyperliquid perps and copy trading in one browser terminal. trading involves risk. nfa)
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the team prepared a whole speech and snacks for the new hire's first bridge. it did not go to plan.
GDEX & CO. EP05 (cross-chain bridge is in the terminal. trading involves risk. nfa)
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new hire finds the leverage slider. ops finds a solution.
GDEX & CO. EP04 (hyperliquid perps are live. leverage cuts both ways. trading involves risk. nfa)
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the founder opens an internal market on whether we ship by friday. it's trading at eleven percent.
GDEX & CO. EP03 (outcome markets are trading. trading involves risk. nfa)
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new hire: market closes at five right
the entire office: *slowly turns to look at the locked door*
GDEX & CO. EP27 (set a stop before bed. trading involves risk. nfa)
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Assune.Eth🐳🐋 retweeted
Lions don't chase. They scout, stalk, then strike. 🦁
GDEX Agent Skills v5.1 is live.
One prompt bought $GMAC on Ethereum, Arbitrum and Solana from a single USDC balance. Bridging and gas handled automatically.
Every trade previewed. Signed spend caps. Never double-buys.
npx skills add GemachDAO/gdex-skill
my cousin's roommate is apparently my "level 2" now. never met him. ops framed a photo of him for my desk anyway.
(real referral terms: 30% L1 / 10% L2 of GDEX's net trading fee, no cap, not guaranteed)
GDEX & CO. EP26: NO CAP (well. one cap.)
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office market: will ops say more than five words today
ops: "I'm not falling for this."
count it.
GDEX & CO. EP25 (office whiteboard, not a real listing. nfa)
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new hire asked which chain she's on. ops just put a janitor key ring on her desk and walked away. that's the answer. that was the whole answer.
GDEX & CO. EP24
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