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kanoa (@heelbitee) profile picturekanoa@heelbitee30 Jul 2024
accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life
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margery kempe’s arrest record@TrashCatComet22h
Careful, or Sarah J Maas will think this is a real medieval food and stick it in her next novel
Devon Hardware’s Wife (@thatfrood) profile pictureDevon Hardware’s Wife@thatfrood6 Dec 2020
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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Ghostpop (@GH05TP0P) profile picture
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@GH05TP0P17h
sorry im not a chud what did i miss?? why is Nick Fuentes pro Dems
Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) profile pictureNicholas J. Fuentes@NickJFuentes18h
Get out and vote Democrat today 🌊🗳️
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‏ٰ@filmpullman17h
What if Dylan Larkin isn’t playing because he is pregnant and Connor Hellebuyck is the father
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stef (@meritforsadness) profile picture
stef@meritforsadness16h
I wish I lived in Michigan solely just so I could vote for Abdul El-Sayed
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L 🪩 butterfly and dna live witness (@cvntythvs) profile picture
L 🪩 butterfly and dna live witness@cvntythvs16h
just voted blue in buttfuck rural nebraska
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brandon*
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make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA
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bilatinman kio (@kzzrttt) profile picture
bilatinman kio@kzzrttt7h
they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion
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one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) profile picture
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.@ESPN don't put Pat McAfee on my TV again unless he's in a cage with people throwing peanuts at him
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moe 🦐 (@TRUEVALENTlNE) profile picture
moe 🦐@TRUEVALENTlNE17h
believing Tony Khan when he says your city might be getting a ppv after a dynamite taping is the wrestling equivalent to believing the stripper loves you
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francis wolf@francis__wolf8h
we’re putting a covid-conscious lesbian bar in every city in texas
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noah kulwin@nkulw12h
We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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Imagine Dragons Hate Account.@_21Average_8h
If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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W.E.B. DaBoi (@Tyre_94) profile picture
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Under Woke 2.0, Pat McAfee will be persecuted and stripped of his civil & human rights.
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every year since I turned 17 my little brother has called me some name for being old
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M@meloslingNov 3
They are giving out buzzballs if you vote a straight Democrat ticket
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keegan@Keegan59992745Nov 2
Not trolling, I think I’m witnessing the worst political campaign of my lifetime
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 2
Vivek Ramaswamy performs "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at the Iowa State Fair
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Ice Dance Giraffe@icedancegiraffeNov 2
The only thing offensive about this costume is that baseball bat. As if Nancy’s knee got taken out by the late, great Jackie Robinson. Commit to Realness and buy a telescopic baton.
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexNov 2
Jessica Alba appears to have deleted her Halloween photos after facing backlash for dressing as figure skater Nancy Kerrigan, complete with a bloodied knee bandage, while her friend Kelly Sawyer dressed as Tonya Harding and held a baseball bat. The costumes referenced the infamous 1994 attack on Kerrigan, with some commenters calling the portrayal insensitive and accusing the pair of making light of a traumatic incident. Others defended the costumes, noting that the story has been revisited in films and television for decades. 📷 IG @ / jessicaalba
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greg
@gandalf_thegregNov 3
his name is patrick mahomes and he lives in kansas city
Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) profile pictureGreensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceNov 2
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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shannon (🪩)@soitssgoesNov 3
participating in #OneBottleOfWinePerSenateSeat Tuesday
Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern (@DylanDern) profile pictureDylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern@DylanDernNov 2
I’m going to lib out in a way that is destructive to myself and others tomorrow #OneBottleOfWinePerSenateSeat
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I hope I didn't only bc I know that shit is not gonna fit me 😭
State of the Scene (@SOTSPodcast) profile pictureState of the Scene
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Fall Out Boy fans have received a special care package in the mail containing a new T-shirt reading "Twilight of the Punks" fueling speculation it could be the title of an upcoming new record from the band.
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