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retired professional tweeter // pathobiology & biological chemistry

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Joined June 2019
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if you are single, above the age of 25, athletic, and have a SD15 IQ of 160±2 please hmu
The average husband-wife IQ gap is between 12 and 15 points: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/article…
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nothing quells the voices in my head doubting if I'm truly bisexual more effectively than seeing women with hella defined back muscles
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like girl you are NOT straight
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Important folks know the backstory of this ad. My twin brother, Andrew Robert Colom, @andrewcolom, wrote, directed, and produced this ad, and starred alongside me in it. (He's not AI). 😂 Kayland Partee (@KaylandPartee) did the cinematographer and helped with a lot of my great content. These 2 are another example of the awesome talent from and in the Sip!
Sinators. Happy Halloween! (this is a joke!)
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the average feminism larper:
Replying to @klownsswerve
There is no ethical sex under patriarchy 😭😭😭
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so reddit just nuked r/darksideplayground
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what can this man NOT do
A man who knows ball… sorry @AbdulElSayed, I wasn’t familiar with your skincare game. 😂 Wondering what keeps Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s skin looking so clear? He breaks down his skincare routine with Suzanne Lambert. 🧴✨
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A man who knows ball… sorry @AbdulElSayed, I wasn’t familiar with your skincare game. 😂 Wondering what keeps Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s skin looking so clear? He breaks down his skincare routine with Suzanne Lambert. 🧴✨
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This may be the most Mississippi tweet I’ve ever seen.
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
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when are we seeing you in congress @GwenpostingTTV
She's playing the Very Hard difficulty of politics
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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ashe retweeted
"Abdul El-Sayed is NOT a Mini-Mamdani. He can lift a lot more than I can." 🔥 — Zohran Mamdani
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Audited: Governor-Elect.
this is my governor
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oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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I NEED TO SEE THE CHUDS' REACTION TO THIS
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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El-Sayed: You’ll notice I always say “Inshallah.” Tonight, we can turn that “Inshallah” into “Alhamdulillah”
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abdul el-sayed doesn't skip leg day and you shouldn't either
girl we going to islam
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Bless her heart.
Reporter: "Senator Hyde-Smith all but declared victory last night. I want to get your response." Colom: "Bless her heart."
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Important people know the backstory of this ad. @patrickgaspard gave me the idea to take her inexcusable gaffe and do something edgy with it that could get attention. My content creator, @RyanSayles_ directed and edited it. He should be considered the breakout-star of this cycle. He’s going to be a giant in the media consultant game. He did GAME CHANGING work with SO little.
She done lost her damn mind.
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no we definitely ARE looking for justice and accountability.
Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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