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Operations Manager @United | All Thoughts Are My Own | Job’s Not Finished

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
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A United bear in a little shirt can only mean one thing – new routes! And here are two new ones we're *pawsitive* you'll like. Introducing: San Francisco – Sapporo, Japan (First-ever flight from the U.S.!) Chicago O’Hare – Tokyo/Narita* *Joining existing service from Chicago O’Hare to Tokyo/Haneda uafly.co/JapanFlights
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Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?
FOX: Among the crew are the first woman, first person of color and first Canadian on a lunar mission. There's a lot of firsts happening.
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NASCAR created the perfect hype video to their opening weekend with Linkin Park
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24 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’ nitter.cf/2000spop/status/197607…
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Chase retweeted
Thank you, Coach 🫶
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The Astros are teeing off more than the players at The Masters. #builtforthis
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Had to watch four hours of Mahomes getting a flag any time anyone came within 5 feet of him but this is just fine apparently
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In case anyone’s wondering, we’re a size window seat on one of our new flights… including one that rounds out our ✨new routes✨ in 2024. 😉 New York/Newark - Nuuk, Greenland Tokyo/Narita - Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia New York/Newark - Madeira Island, Portugal New York/Newark - Palermo, Italy Washington, D.C. - Dakar, Senegal Tokyo/Narita - Kaohsiung, Taiwan New York/Newark - Bilbao, Spain Tokyo/Narita - Koror, Palau New York/Newark - Faro, Portugal Washington D.C. - Nice, France Washington D.C. - Venice, Italy Denver - Rome, Italy Los Angeles - Beijing, China San Francisco - Panama City, Panama New York/Newark - Dominica San Francisco - San José, Costa Rica Houston - Puerto Escondido, Mexico united.com
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This is Houston’s worst version of weather. Not 101 in August or September… This right here. 70 degrees, so humid the concrete is sweating, not a breath of wind… in mid December.
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Major upgrades at @Dulles_Airport just cleared! Here's what's coming in the next 2 years: 👷 435,000-square-foot new modernized concourse with 14 United gates 🥂 40,000-square-foot United Club ✈️ New Inflight Training Center 🌴 And this month, we'll become the only airline flying nonstop from Washington, D.C. to Palm Springs!
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Congratulations to Mr. Tony for reaching One Million Miles!
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Our biggest international expansion ever is here and… New York/Newark – Nuuk, Greenland Tokyo/Narita – Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia New York/Newark –  Madeira Island, Portugal New York/Newark – Palermo, Italy Washington, D.C. – Dakar, Senegal Tokyo/Narita – Kaohsiung, Taiwan New York/Newark – Bilbao, Spain Tokyo/Narita – Koror, Palau New York/Newark – Faro, Portugal Start planning: united.com
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United Airlines announces MAJOR international expansion: • Tokyo (NRT) to Ulaanbaatar (UBN) • Tokyo (NRT) to Kaohsiung (KHH) • Washington DC (IAD) to Dakar (DSS) • Newark (EWR) to Nuuk (GOH) • Newark (EWR) to Bilbao (BIO) • Newark (EWR) to Madeira (FNC) • Newark (EWR) to Palermo (PMO) • Washington DC (IAD) to Nice (NCE) • Washington DC (IAD) to Venice (VCE)
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From A's radio: the only team to have a winning record against the Athletics in Oakland over their 57-year history: The Astros.
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WE OWN THE WEST. The 2024 American League West Champions
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The world's most advanced high-speed Wi-Fi is coming to United with @Starlink. For free. You’ll be able to stream, game, shop and more on seatback screens and personal devices simultaneously. Expect the same internet you get on the ground… at 35,000 feet. We expect to have Starlink on all 1,000+ United planes over the next several years. Learn more: uafly.co/3B3CDRv
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I just audibly said “two minute warning” out loud in my living room and a representative from ESPN knocked on my door and shot me in the leg
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Big thanks to my colleagues who made today happen!
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We love our four-legged friends at @United. #myunitedjourney
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