Carlos Pedraza 

I can’t think of a more deserving destination.

Step down because more people want you to? Yeah. Right.

And in other news, a big avocado is expected to land on the entire American South.

Settle a bet between me and Ernie: Which state is the Florida of the Midwest — Michigan or Wisconsin?

How did I miss this emoji? 🫠 (it reminds me of @itastepaint 🪀)

Any one of my pals interested in an X1 credit card invitation? x1creditcard.com/

Another way of looking at this: This is what @Netflix gets for canceling #JulieandthePhantoms. #neverforgive apple.news/AlFDynvz8QNSIbqe0…

This is for ewe, Kywl YoYo ⁦@itastepaint⁩ #gif

This is an alarming transaction to see on my credit card statement today. #yipes

I’ll tell you what, @netflix. I’d feel a whole lot better about paying you $20 a month if you had RENEWED JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS. 🤬Sign me: Regretful Potential Unsubscriber.

Dear Apple, Your “mindfulness” app’s constant interruptions fail to make me mindful of anything but my exploding annoyance, followed by guilt and then a resulting low-key anxiety lasting a couple of hours. #goodjob – at SeaTac, WA

Goddammit, @Netflix. giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/ne…

Not cool, ⁦@netflix⁩. Not cool at all. tvline.com/2021/12/18/julie-…

My first Covid test ever today. #anticlimactic #unlessitestpositive

Something about waking up this morning and seeing the headline, "Elon Musk says drugs probably make you age more," makes me say #duh and #TMI.

Folks, I regret to point out we now live in a world without Sondheim. #RIP nytimes.com/2021/11/26/theat…

Jebus! This is an #apple!!

This is ewe an’ meeeeee, Kywl Yo Yo. @itastepaint