BarstoolCPU

All this rain is making me horny! Freshmen girls wear white tomorrow and show off what ya momma gave ya! #freakyfriday #Benjaminnetanyahu

Coach Bark you my friend are the scum of the entire fucking earth.

Reece Vander Zee can have me kids

Senior bitches to the back and freshman girls up front. Cheer or go the fuck home our student section was complete dogshit tonight. (Lead by women) #pathetic #freshman #sexism #karterduffy

Holy shit you guys are fucking horrid at every single sport @BarstoolMarion abolish your whole fucking school you’re sorry as shit we own your fuck ass. #karterduffy #freeasswin #rememberwhodaddyis #fuckyou

Gameday tomorrow. Ready to fuck up some pirate pussy. Theme is Hawaiian so I better see all the freshman in coconut bras and hula skirts. Fuck Laken caves puss ass too.

First volleyball game tmr and can’t wait to fuck @ClipperBarstool up. Themes whiteout so pray to god it rains. #freshmaninwhite

Please never post some bullshit like this ever again 🤦‍♂️

“Yo let’s make this TikTok it’ll be so tuff” #cornball #gayasf

Corniest shit of the summer goes to Marion for this one. 0-9 season incoming. #nuke #deletets

Sorry ass motherfuckers @BarstoolMarion how do you sell that fucking bad.

hey @WCHS_Barstool I’d be scared as fuck rn if I was you pointers are on a burner rn half our wins js came in the last 24 hours and you next

.@BarstoolMarion your baseball teams putting up better numbers than your football team 😭😭 #poverty

A FUCKING LEGEND

ALVAROOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT

Couldn’t ask for a better start to the legacy #benfuckingmccollum

NEVER A DOUBT #fucknebraska #benmccollum