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i was doing a tier list of religious figures, then i got to the christian god and i was gonna put him in S, but then i remembered he let his child suffer on a cross for three days, so i put him in f because only a low tier god would abandon his kids
The face i make after i fucking obliterate a family of five in an SUV going 130mph the wrong way on I-95
When my science teacher in 5th grade said the sun was gonna explode in 2 billion years i was like noo wayy we are soo fuckeddd
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Now anyone can join the CIA.
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ mediaite.com/media/news/fbi-…


















