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All X spaces died because of Colton. Do not let up @MessageToPhil as speaker or Elon will nuke the space.

We are just plankton surviving in a market war between @HyperliquidX and @binance whales rn.

Proposing we airdrop Kim Jong Un an honorary Bitcoin Puppet. Best trader in crypto. Zero losses, all other people's money. Give him one before he takes the whole collection. @BitcoinPuppets

Now dump a birrion SPCX Shares...

Everyone that said we are going to $100k with Bitcoin this year was a complete faggot. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Agent extracted confession videos from the future.

POV: you diamond-handed $DOG and now you're eating beans with a spork at 100 mph

How can you not look up in the sky and not want to buy more $SPCX ?

ALL DAY EVERY DAY I JUST HAVE AGENTS HAMMER SEED PHRASES AT SATOSHI'S BITCOIN WALLET. I THINK OF IT LIKE SOLO MINING. GET MORE HARDWARE. GET MORE AGENTS. LOG ALL USED INVALID SEED PHRASES AND KEEP AT IT. ONE DAY I'M GONNA HIT IT. AND WHEN I DO. THERE WILL BE SIGNS.

Everyone keeps telling me to get it washed but I kinda like it now. The perks of not having a garage in NYC.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ANTHROPIC WARNS OF CATASTROPHIC, EXISTENTIAL RISKS TO HUMANITY AND DECIDES TO FILE FOR IPO.

I'm calling it it. If your NFT/Crypto project needs a Space every night to explain itself, it's not a project. It's a hostage situation.

This shit is accelerating so fast now.

I'M CUMMING FOR THAT INTERVIEW W/ @Hillshills #PoweredByPuppets

The best content in months! BRAVO ZANZARIZMO!! 👍👍 ✡️✡️✡️✡️✡️ nitter.cf/MessageToPhil/status/2…

OpenSea ignoring Ordinals is the only smart thing OpenSea has ever done.

What’s the deal with the Tesla CyberCabs in NYC? They got steering wheels. Thought it came without that.

Ethan Klein had sex with Greta Thunberg?

When a new speaker takes the stage in a crypto X Space to learn more about the project.