there was a live studio audience at the polling station that applauded every candidate i put on my ballot
my psychiatrist said it sounds like i have OCD and suddenly my prescription had 6 more syllables in the name
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having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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Film bro drinking a beer: This is the most important beer of the 21st century. It may even be the last beer.
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock
me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock
me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
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i'm never dating again bruh this girl just told me she's from charliequerque, new america
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ALL THAT GLITTERS 2
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Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car























