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chels (he/they)
Joined September 2016
there was a live studio audience at the polling station that applauded every candidate i put on my ballot
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my psychiatrist said it sounds like i have OCD and suddenly my prescription had 6 more syllables in the name
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having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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GOODBYE UNITED STATES! HELLOOOOOOOO ATLANTA!!!
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Film bro drinking a beer: This is the most important beer of the 21st century. It may even be the last beer.
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
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hahahahahhahahw what the actual fuck
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you must obfuscate your penis
⚠️⚠️⚠️ ADVANCED OPSEC METHODS: never buy the same size or brand of condoms. you must obfuscate your penis. they cannot know.
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Bought the cheapest granola in the store and theres no nutrition label and the first ingredient is Love
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i'm never dating again bruh this girl just told me she's from charliequerque, new america
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I’d die for my country, Atlanta Georgia
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Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car
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apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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i am the most 26 a 26 year old has ever looked today
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when i turn 30 i cannot dress like this
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